You’ve been counting the days and it’s finally time. Your little bundles of joy—who have been terrorizing your home in recent weeks—are being herded back into the loving arms of their educational facility.
The month of August is rife with new school supplies, dapper new duds, and the recording of milestones with mini-chalkboards depicting the first day of a new grade. It’s all a bit overwhelming.
So here’s 11 back to school tweets from other prepping parents who share a much-needed chuckle.
Plus, they're learning and stuff, I guess.
The best part of kids going back to school is I can play Fortnite again without getting killed so fast.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 8, 2018
You're not an alcoholic if the drinks are festive.
Other moms posting back-to-school lunch ideas and I'm posting back-to-school Jell-O shot recipes.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 5, 2017
A man can dream.
I wish there was a way to tell if any of my facebook friends have kids who are going back to school
— Online Participant (@SortaBad) September 7, 2017
The difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Kids are all, "Going back to school sucks!" But little do they know, everything sucks.
— Frankie Zelnick (@phranqueigh) August 23, 2017
Total dominance isn't a part-time job.
Posted a back-to-school pic without chalkboards showing what grades the kids are going into on IG to remind the other dads I'm hardcore.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) August 16, 2016
When you're passionate about... your great public school system?
Me, “Monday is coming! Brand new school year, brand new you! Who’s ready to hustle??”
Kids, “Why are you always so happy when we go back to school?”
Me, “No reason.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) August 6, 2018
Prioritize that schedule.
My kids went back to school so if anyone needs someone to "Watch this!" or to go get them a snack, hit me up, I've got some openings.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) August 2, 2017
any sale is a back to school sale if you're [deep sigh] if you're facing away from a school
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 23, 2014
How else will he get into a good college?
Back to school makes parents anxious too. Really hope I do better on my son's homework this year.
— Thigh High (@clindsaysway) August 20, 2015
Have some decency, you monsters.
If you don't post your kids back-to-school pics on Facebook, social services will take them away.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 31, 2015