HELLO AND GOOD MORNING! Are you feeling rested on this fine day, the Monday after Daylight Saving Time? You’re not? Oh, that’s right. Of course you’re not. Because chances are you didn’t force yourself to go to sleep an hour earlier than your body is used to, and in addition to staying up “late,” your alarm clock cruelly forced you out of bed before it felt humane.
Well, grab an extra cup of coffee and mindlessly scroll through these funny tweets that commiserate on the antiquated practice of messing with our internal and external clocks. We’re in this together.
I couldn't explain any of it if I wanted to.
Is this the good daylight savings or the bad one
— Jack The Jew (@okimstillhungry) November 3, 2017
Honestly, it feels completely unreasonable.
Daylight Savings? In this economy?
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 12, 2017
What kind of dictatorship is this, anyway? Let's take back our power.
Forget DST. Let's all set our clocks back 3 hours. You want more sleep, I want more sleep. If everyone does it, who's gonna stop us?
— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) March 20, 2016
We're just too old for this shit, man.
I've reached that fun age where daylight savings basically renders me incapacitated.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 12, 2017
It's like friggin' Vietnam out here.
how daylight savings has affected my health: I have not slept in 600 years and I have no face. my legs are foam. It's the clock's fault
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) March 14, 2017
Guys, our souls are at stake, and those don't grow back. They're like enamel.
When you get older, Daylight Saving Time doesn’t just take an hour from you, it takes a piece of your soul.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 11, 2018
RIP. Taken too soon.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by daylight saving time, a single hour
— Concrete blond (@Super_Cynthia) March 13, 2017
Whoever came up with this daylight saving time should have to put my kids to bed themselves.
Daylight saving time is cool if you like trying to put your toddler to bed when it looks like it's 3PM out.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 11, 2017
The very fabric of our communities are being unraveled.
Plus side, I can blame everything today on the time change:
"Sorry I was late; DST"
"Sorry I seem hungover; DST"
"Sorry I stabbed you; DST"
— Myrrh (@ixix82) March 14, 2016
Was this the point all along?
what's everyone doing with all the daylight they saved over the summer? i'm building a second sun.
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) November 27, 2017
There's only one thing left to say...
FUCK THE SUN COPS AND THEIR HOUR GRAFT
— Dread Singles (@hottestsingles) March 11, 2018
Sending you all wishes for supernatural energy to get through today. Let’s call it an early night, shall we?