Sure, work is great for “paying bills” and “feeding your family”, but it really cuts into the time you could be leveling up, getting new gear, or exploring side quests in your favorite game. But hey, if you can’t be sitting at home playing, the next best thing is to read great video game jokes on your phone, right? Right! Here are some rare and desirable game tweets to stick in your inventory for when you need a laugh.
1 If I knew then what I know now, I’d change nothing.
[travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) February 15, 2016
2 Check out my new Navi-gator.
Zelda: Wow, sweet ride!
Link: Thanks! It's great, except for one thing.
GPS: LOOK! LISTEN! TURN LEFT AT THE STOP SIGN!
— Flannery (@imdaintyaf) November 13, 2015
3 Gotta work on that shell jump.
Super Mario would probably murder the Ninja Turtles out of habit.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) September 30, 2016
SONIC'S GIRLFRIEND: There's…someone else. I'm sorry, it's over
*rings fly out of Sonic in all directions"
— spoopy steven (@geekysteven) April 24, 2017
"…that was a long, long time ago…another life. Please…it's Earthworm James now"
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) May 2, 2013
6 Keep playing Pokemon, kids, you’re LEARNING.
Pokemon teaches kids important lessons: the power of friendship, the value of empathy, the effectiveness of biting attacks against ghosts
— Thomas the Hotman (@HavocMantis) November 30, 2016
7 And the music is giving everyone anxiety.
We laughed when the space invaders lined up in the sky, moving back-and-forth. Months later now, so close to the ground, no one's laughing…
— JokerKaren (@batkaren) July 31, 2016
8 The most delicious fatality.
9 When you know she’s the one...
Boyfriend: you really don't have to do that
Me: *getting a lower back tattoo of his Call of Duty kill/death ratio* I'm just proud of u babe
— Elizabeth???? (@elizabeth_fels) February 24, 2016
10 Can we just…not?
Life is like the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time. Now that youre older you understand what you have to do, but you'd rather not.
— penjamin.skulb (@upsidedowntrash) October 14, 2015
11 *slams fist on table* ANSWER THE QUESTION!
SENATOR: In your opinion, was Tails Sonic’s son
ME: Sir, I can’t not speculate as to—
SENATOR: Yes or no please
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) January 17, 2017
12 This is why Blastoise never gets sick.
What? Your Pokémon is evolving!
*hundreds of years later*
Squirtles are now slightly less susceptible to the flu.
— Glenn Loury 2.0 (@justabloodygame) February 5, 2015
13 There’s a little bit of DK in all of us.
this 'donkey kong' aspires to humanity through the gesture of the necktie. yet it is the hoarding of his wealth that truly makes him human
— merritt k (@merrittk) November 25, 2016