16 Superhero Tweets To The Rescue!

Maybe you’re finally at a point in your life where you don’t cry because you never developed magic powers, but some of us still haven’t gotten over the terrible slight of being normal human people. The boss probably frowns upon crying at work, though, so it’s best to mask our sadness with laughter. Here are 16 hilarious tweets about superheroes that might get you through another day.
1 If you’ve got it, you can’t flaunt it
*school reunion*
Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know
Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm— Rollman (@Rollmaninoz) December 14, 2015
2 Authenticity is pain
Little kid dressed as Batman walking around with his alive parents. Fucking poser.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 1, 2016
3 Do they give out giant muscle guy scholarships?
I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.
— Pete Mandik (@petemandik) September 4, 2015
4 There are unexpected drawbacks to being exceptional
*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
— batkaren (@batkaren) August 1, 2015
5 The most super ways to relax
Being Batman would be cool cuz of the dark cave to nap in, but if I was Spider-Man I could make myself a hammock whenever I wanted.
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) February 15, 2016
6 He should have spent more time on disguises
Clark Kent (deciding on super hero name): hmmm… *crosses "bird man" and "plane man" off the list*
— Rads, not spooky (@FeelingEuphoric) August 7, 2017
7 Honestly? This makes me like Catwoman even more
[Catwoman’s Lair]
Robin: I hear someone.
Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit.
{5 min later}
R: This is a litter box isn't it?
B: I think so.— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 11, 2015
8 Poor lil guy
[Spider-Man shows up at my house]
*I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*— hogvember (@malt_skull) June 23, 2015
9 Redundancy is a crucial part of heroism
*He-Man at table read*
"By the power of Greyskull, I have the- hang on-
*pointing to script*
should it say 'power' again here?"— ceeks (@70Ceeks) October 15, 2015
10 The night can’t take a joke
KID: Oh snap! The Batmobile's tailgating our school bus!
[Batman voice over megaphone]: WHOEVER SAID I SMELL IS GONNA GET FUCKED UP— Mark Pfennig (@mark_pfennig) October 2, 2015
11 Sometimes you just want a little romance
Me: while you're up there let's do a Spider-Man kiss
My dental hygienist: still no— KeanuReevesVEVO (@sug_knight) February 27, 2017
12 Getting good tips from bad guys
Criminal: What are you, some sorta…Daredevil?!
*Blindy McJustice has an incredible epiphany*
— Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) August 19, 2017
13 Now that’s just upsetting
wolverine, but his claws are just extra fingers
— gorilla & wizard (@trojansauce) November 15, 2015
14 We all wish we had this excuse
[Date]
Batman: Damn! The city needs me!Her: That's not the bat signal
Batman..
H:You're doing shadow puppets on the wall with your hands
— Frank Whitehouse (@WheelTod) October 29, 2017
15 Online Dating is tough for tough guys
Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture
Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) November 25, 2016
16 And finally, at least you don’t have to answer fan mail
Dear Mr. Levine,
I received your letter, and yes, Spider-Man does eat his own webs. It makes him stronger, but more insane.
Best,
Stan Lee— Adam Levine (@aclevine86) January 25, 2016