“Oh my God! A ghost!”
No, you silly dads. It’s not a ghost – it’s a goth.
I can understand why you’d be confused; it’s hard to keep up with these fricking teens and their fashion trends. So that’s why I have put together this handy guide to tell if your kid is a goth.
2 Black Clothes
4 Carry Around the Head of an Animal
7 Drink Blood in their Coffee instead of Cream
9 Don't Like Sports
16 Has a Goth Name like "Alvin Thicklewight," or "Penelope Quickstop"
17 Has a Pet Raven
18 Draws the Letter 'S' Weird
You know what I mean. With the lines and stuff