12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 9/18/20

Funniest Parenting Tweets Week of 9-18-2020
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Few things are more hilarious than a kid saying or doing something ridiculous, mostly because they often don’t even realize just how funny they are. Even better, if the really embarrassing stuff comes from a kid that’s not yours. Fortunately for us, Twitter parents document the good, the bad, and the just plain absurd. Each week, we collect the funniest parenting tweets for you to enjoy from the comfort of your own home – any messes these kids get themselves into aren’t yours to clean up. Here they are, the 12 funniest parenting tweets of the week.

The backbone of his household

Maybe be more specific next time

I think I’d have the same reaction if I saw whatever that is

You’ve earned it

I bet he’s the coolest kid on the block

Nothing like seeing your kids push themselves to succeed

Uh, you learn something new every day

Jealous?

Sign me up

If you think you’re muted, mute yourself again

Third time’s the charm

You’re doing great

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12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 9/11/20

12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 9/11/20
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Another week full of the joys and eye-rolls of parenthood, with our trusty Twitter parents keeping track of their most memorable moments. Sometimes relatable, sometimes just plain absurd – these parents share it all. We’ve compiled 12 of the funniest parenting tweets this week to remind you that whatever being a parent looks like to you, you’re not alone. Sit back and let these hilarious tweeters do the parenting for the next few minutes.

Close enough

There are so many reasons to wash your hands

Remember how excited we were when they started talking?

We’ll fix it later

School is going fine

Good to know they’re concerned for our well-being

It’s ok to be a little overprotective sometimes

So many lessons to learn, so little time

It’s important to check-in

Sometimes there are no good answers

Honestly, impressive

I don’t think you can get a refund when they’re that old

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12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 9/4/20

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Sometimes it feels like kids’ brains are constantly on shuffle. There’s no way to know from one moment to the next what’s going to come out of their mouths, which can lead to some of the funniest parenting moments – or the moments that make you want to curl up and take a nap for a few weeks. From the laughable to the cringeworthy, Twitter parents share them all. So you don’t miss out, we’ve collected 12 of the funniest parenting tweets of the week.

Well,

You made it through another week.

Another week of finding joy in the little things,

Because honestly,

There’s a lot to smile about.

We know,

it doesn’t always feel that way.

I guess what we’re trying to say

Is that we’re impressed.

Well, at least most of the time.

Even if nothing goes according to plan,

At least you’re doing it as a family.

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12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8/28/20

Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8/28/20
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Ah, kids. They’re alarmingly honest, exceedingly creative, and (though it’s probably unintentional) they’re extremely good at keeping us grounded. Every week, we round up the funniest parenting tweets for your viewing pleasure. From the endearing to the absurd, parents experience it all – often in the same hour. Fortunately for us, these Twitter parents document it all. So take a breather, and enjoy this roundup of the 12 funniest parenting tweets from the week.

So, uh, how’s it going?

Are you tired?

Frustrated, maybe?

I’ll… I’ll take that as a yes.

You’re doing great though,

You know, for the most part.

Even if you’re not always properly appreciated,

We see you,

And we know how much effort it takes to make it look easy.

At the end of the day

(Or the very beginning),

You might finally realize that you’re nothing short of legendary.

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12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8/21/20

Funniest parenting tweets 8-21-2020
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It’s back to school for most kids, which means you may finally get a bit of a breather (unless you’re supervising zoom classes, which is a job in itself). No matter what form school is taking for your kids this year, things are going to be a bit different. We have had to adjust to a lot of new normals in the past few months, and school is no different – it may be tough at first, but it will become the new normal sooner than we think. No matter what this upcoming week brings, remember to take some time for yourself. Kick back and relax for a few minutes, and enjoy the 12 funniest tweets from parents this week.

You’re seriously killing it at this parenting thing,

Even when kids think they have the upper hand.

Sometimes it’s a lot,

Like, really a lot –

But there’s a reason we’re doing all of this.

Things can get messy,

And sometimes you just need to lay down for a while –

But there are a million reasons to get right back up.

Being a dad changes you,

And you’re constantly learning even more.

And honestly,

We wouldn’t have it any other way.

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A Month-By-Month Review of 2020 Told Through Celebrity Photos

A Month-By-Month Review of 2020 Told Through Celebrity Photos
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2020 has been a lot to take. From pandemics to murder hornets, there has been no shortage of unwelcome excitement this year. We’re adjusting to a whole new reality, and a lot of us are having trouble sorting out how we’ve been feeling throughout this ordeal. Fortunately, Twitter has our back. Reminiscent of the classic “How are you feeling today?” charts that can be found hanging on the wall of any social worker’s office, Twitter users have been summarizing each month of 2020 using a single celebrity snapshot.

As we know, things haven’t exactly been getting better between one month and the next, so between January and September (apparently there are no predictions of a miraculous golden month in the midst of this mess), we see our favorite celebrities emote accordingly. Some of these charts were created and shared by Twitter users, while others were shared by the celebrities themselves.

Here are some of the most painfully relatable 2020 month-by-month reviews shared by celebrities.

Mindy Kaling looked ready for anything in January, and then…well, you know

Reese Witherspoon’s wide-eyed wonder turned quickly to dazed horror

Kerry Washington’s calm confidence faded into the abyss

Charlize Theron got Mad

Zooey Deschanel is quietly over it

Billy Ray Cyrus gave up around March 32nd

Mark Ruffalo made a surprisingly relatable transformation

And of course, The Hunger Games knows exactly how we feel.

12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8/14/20

12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8/14/20
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Another week, another opportunity for kids to make it all worthwhile (or something). You know what, they’re doing their best, and so are we. We’re not perfect, but we’re trying. Whatever you were able to get done in week 3,000 of quarantine, well, that’s good enough. You deserve a break. You deserve a chance to sit back and laugh for a while. We’ve collected 12 of the funniest parenting tweets this week for your viewing pleasure, so relax and enjoy.

There’s the finger-pointing,

And the excuses.

The mild horror,

The massive regrets.

But we’re all in the same boat,

Nobody said it was going to be easy.

Find what works for you,

Even if it takes a while.

There are going to be some bumps along the way,

But we do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Because no matter what,

Being a parent is a job like no other.

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12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8/7/20

12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 8-7-20
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Summer is winding down, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. Kids are still being kids, and parents are collecting all of their best material. For your convenience (we know you’ve got a lot going on right now), we’ve collected 12 of the funniest parenting tweets this week.

There is no rulebook for being a parent,

So there’s no shame in asking for help.

You’re going to hit your limit sometimes,

Or get very close.

Ok, VERY very close.

But there’s really no right way to do things,

And sometimes you just have to laugh.

Or pretend to, at least.

At this point, we’re pretty much experts at pretending.

We prepared as much as we could for this wild ride,

But no matter how much we tried,

Nothing could have prepared us for this.

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12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 7/31/20

12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 7/31/20
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July is in the books, or as we like to call it, 4th March. It hasn’t been an easy one, with so many summer activities canceled and normal life still on pause. But you made it, hopefully in one piece. Take a break, relax, and enjoy 12 of the funniest parenting tweets from this week.

It’s a confusing time.

Ok, a REALLY confusing time.

But if we stay alert,

And always remember to compromise,

We may finally get the answers we’ve been looking for.

We’re all doing our best,

Learning lessons along the way.

Remembering how far we’ve come,

And how far we may still have to go.

But by taking time to unwind,

And using a little imagination,

Sometimes we find exactly what we’re looking for.

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The NHL’s Newest Team Now Has a Name: Seattle Kraken

Seattle Kraken Logos
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The NHL’s newest franchise has unveiled its name and logo, as the expansion team in Seattle has officially announced it will be the Seattle Kraken. The Kraken will be the 32nd team in the NHL and will play in the western conference (naturally). But what really got sports fans fired up on social media this week were the jerseys.

Say what you will about the name, the jerseys and logos are pretty awesome. Even sports fans that try to look down on hockey because it oddly makes them feel superior have conceded that the logo and jerseys are dope. The Kraken will be just the fourth team name in NHL history that doesn’t end in ‘s’ (joining the Avalanche, Lightning, and one other team I won’t name so you have to use google or go crazy).

“NHL Seattle” made the announcement during a live-stream Thursday, and had plenty of “Release the Kraken” merch ready to go. The jerseys are likely going to be a huge hit, especially the secondary logo, which masterfully incorporates the city’s space needle into the anchor.

For those who don’t know what a Kraken is, it’s…a sea monster, pretty much. They originated from Scandinavian folklore as a monster that terrorized sailors, but are probably more recognizable from recent pop culture, such as appearances in “Clash of the Titans” and “Pirates of the Caribbean”.

The Seattle Kraken will start play in the 2021-2022 season but their jerseys will likely become bestsellers long before that. One fan already has the first tattoo in team history.

12 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 7/24/20

Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week 7/24/20
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We made it, folks. Another week in the books. What’d you do, finish building that deck that’s been sitting half-done for the past year and a half? Did you file your taxes? Did you even manage to put on pants? Even if you gave all of these a hard “no”, don’t worry about it. You still deserve a break. Grab some cheese puffs, a beer, and enjoy some of the funniest parenting tweets of the week.

Sometimes you hit,

Sometimes you miss.

You might be totally in your element,

Or figuring things out as you go.

You might win,

You might lose,

You might not even know what game you’re playing.

Sometimes we get lucky,

And kids really take an interest in us.

But when we run into trouble,

It might help to remember

That sometimes the answers are right in front of us.

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Tweet Roundup: The 15 Funniest Quarantine Era Tweets From May

May's Quarantine Tweet Roundup
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It’s either month three or month 347 of quarantine, at this point, it’s hard to say. With every day feeling like it’s blending into the next, time has more or less lost all meaning. Fortunately for us, humor hasn’t! What better way to pull yourself out of the repetitiveness of life in isolation than to laugh at the absurdity of it all? Please enjoy 15 of the funniest, most relatable tweets about living in the era of quarantine.

Maybe you’ve developed a new self-care routine,

Even though everything seems a little bit harder right now.

Or maybe you’ve discovered new ways to make money,

And taken some time to challenge yourself.

Though being at home constantly can be challenging enough.

It may be helpful to remember that you’re not the only one struggling,

And missing life before all of this started,

Finding little things to keep you going.

But we’re all adapting,

And trying to make the best of it.

Listening to the experts,

Making new friends along the way,

And remembering that it’s ok to treat yourself right now.

Because even though there may be some bumps along the way,

There’s so much to look forward to.

Parenting in the quarantine era is tough, so here are 15 funny parenting in isolation tweets to ease the tension.

Museums Everywhere Tweet the Creepiest Items in Their Collections

Creepy Museum Collections
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While museums are shuttered, many are continue to engage with the bored and curious masses by way of social media. Even a cowboy museum strengthened its Twitter presence in recent weeks.

But recently, an all-out melee of multilayered cultural histories broke out when the Yorkshire Museum in England challenged curators to share the weirdest, creepiest, most fucked up thing they have on display, using the hashtag #CURATORBATTLE.

LLLET’S GET READY TO CURAAAAATE

In this corner, all the way from Scotland we’ve got a painted whale’s eardrum.

Next up, from the Egham Museum in England, it’s a terrifying broken doll head.

Then there’s this… uh… towel holder. Okay.

Uhh. Over here we have a plague mask right out of a Guillermo del Toro nightmare.

Then you got… action figures… made out of… crab claws? Huh?

Thanks but no thanks. Hard pass on whatever this is.

Oh no. Nope. Not in this lifetime, little man.

Oh.

My.

God.

SHRIMP MOTORCYCLE.