You did it, you made it to Friday! Here’s your round-up of random funny stuff from around the internet this week to launch you into your weekend. (Does anyone know if-if there are any big important sporting events this weekend?)
No one on Jeopardy knows about football. What is sports, Alex? No, seriously though. No, that’s not my answer. I’m genuinely asking and I’m scared.
No one on Jeopardy knew anything about football ???? pic.twitter.com/EomJWawkWF
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) February 2, 2018
Sadly, too real.
— Beck (@new_toon) February 2, 2018
The joke trend of the week on Twitter seems to be making up fake meanings behind “what your kids are texting” and some are pretty funny.
Is your child texting about the War of 1812?
LMAO – loyalist militia attacking ohio
WTF – warn the federalists
SMH – send more horses
GTG – garrison troops guarding
FML – fort mackinac liberated
BBW – british burning washington
— Alex with an ex (@psybermonkey) January 25, 2018
Are your kids secretly Republicans? Check their social media messages for these tell-tale signs…
LMAO – Limit Minorities Around Ohio
BTW – Build The Wall
IRL – I Repudiate Lefties
ROTFL – Rights Of The Females?: Less
WTH – Withhold The Healthcare
GOP – GOP
OMG – Oh My Guns
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) January 31, 2018
Is your child texting about snacks?
A quick guide:
GTG – got them goldfish
LOL – lots of lay's
WTF – wheat thins forever
STFU – save takis for us
LMFAO – losing my funyuns all over
IMO – i'm munching oreos
BBL – bring bugles later
WYD – want your doritos?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) January 30, 2018
Is your child texting about frogs?
FML – frog my life
WTF – where’s that frog
STFU – shut that frog up
LMFAO – listen Mom frogs are outstanding
— Boog (@BoogTweets) February 1, 2018
Are your kids texting about Groundhog Day?
A quick guide:
NSFW – Never Settle For Winter
THOT – That Hog On Time?
WTH – Where's The Hog
OMG – Ooooh Majestic Groundhog
ASAP – A Shadow Again? Poop
BRB – Bring the Rodent Back
— Jordan Stratton (@jordan_stratton) February 2, 2018
Kids these days and their secret codes, I tell ya.
That's some nice calligraphy you've got there… pic.twitter.com/NlAjZao7Ac
— Ben Brainerd (@ben_brainerd) February 2, 2018
Anyone with a cat knows they will ignore you right up until the moment you’re trying to accomplish something. Thems the cat laws.
Simon Holland is one of the funniest dads on the internet, and he tells us what it really means to “go full dad.”
You haven't gone full dad until start reading a historical marker plaque out loud to your uninterested kids.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 20, 2016
Just went full dad and went outside to get firewood in my underwear and a pair of boots.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 18, 2015
Went full dad at the grocery store and bought beer and 3 different kinds of BBQ sauce but forgot the go-gurt.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 10, 2015
One time I asked a rival dad what size filter his HVAC system used in front of a bunch of people.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 15, 2018
Funny Commercial Spoof:
Here at The Dad, our team made a video all of us parents can relate to, big time.
It’s had such a good response, we talked to ABC News about it.
Have a good weekend, dads! Kick back and enjoy the Super Bowl. And by all means, take AphukenbrakE.