To be fair to Hollywood, the movie – thank the gods! – won’t actually concern Chester Cheeto or anthropomorphized cheese snacks. But after witnessing such cinematic dreck as the Emoji movie, you can’t blame the general public for being wary.

According to Variety, the movie, which was the subject of a bidding war and currently bears the title “Flamin’ Hot!”, will instead track the rags-to-riches story of Richard Montanez.

Known as “the Godfather of Multicultural Marketing,” Montanez is the son of an immigrant and a former migrant farm worker who went from picking grapes to working as a janitor at Frito-Lay, where he came up with the idea for “Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.”

The snack helped Frito-Lay become a pop culture mainstay, and took Montanez from custodian to the C-suite.

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Twitter, of course, cares little for your “facts” and “information” concerning what the movie will actually be “about.” No, Twitter only cares about jokes.

The news of the movie inspired a #HotCheetosMovie hashtag and after reading many of the associated tweets, it’s safe to say that the film GOT BURNT!

Hot Cheetos the Movie is coming out & so to get on that game I'm writing out my script for the chronicles of a Pepsi! Where it's Tom Hanks drinking a Pepsi for an hour & a half.

— Mauricio (@3starMauricio) February 24, 2018

A movie about McDonalds and now one about hot cheetos truly were living in the golden age of movies

— Cowboy Lesbian💃 (@Deez_Bunnz) February 24, 2018

You guys keep making fun of the fact that Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are getting their own movie, but I think it looks amazing. pic.twitter.com/Iuc7ypGes0

— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) February 22, 2018

Once people realized the movie wouldn’t feature talking Cheetos, the tide turned:

This headline made me mad at first but then I realized it was about Richard Montanez, the janitor turned businessman who created flaming hot cheetos while working at the Frito Lay factory in Rancho Cucamonga. https://t.co/fG1bILRs86

— chris cole (@ChrisCole95) February 22, 2018

The inspiring true story of a migrant farm worker turned business man after his invention of hot cheetos. 15/10 will watch https://t.co/820pWkDeKt

— ✨ (@YeeahRosie) February 22, 2018

Stay tuned for more movies based around your favorite late-night snacks, provided there’s a heartwarming, timely, American story at its core. Something tells me my friend’s destructive gas station sandwich habit won’t be yielding any Oscars anytime soon.

The father wondered if this would be their final moments together.

“I told him he would have to break the glass or kick the door open. I couldn’t help him.” the elder Sammons told News Channel Nebraska.

But eventually Kobe was able to kick the door open.

“It was in those moments. Just when it had to open, the door opened.” Kobe’s dad said.

By the time firefighters arrived the truck was completely engulfed in flames. Authorities on the scene considered that the fire may have caused the doors’ unlocking mechanism to malfunction.

The truck can easily be replaced, the important thing is that this father and son duo escaped unharmed.

Elizabeth Feldhausen, the founder of Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary, told The Huffington Post that Lauerman never signed up to be a volunteer but just showed up one day, armed with a cat brush and dream to help some kitties.

“He just walked in and started brushing,” Feldhausen said. “So eventually we told him he was an official volunteer and had him fill out our volunteer form.”

Safe Haven is a cage-free, no-kill shelter aimed at rehabilitating cats with special needs who would likely be euthanized elsewhere. Feldhausen says Lauerman usually comes in for about three hours every day—he’ll start by brushing a cat but usually ends up dozing off.

“He sleeps for about an hour, then he’ll wake up and switch cats,”

The cats aren’t the only ones benefitting from his visits, though. “He said, [the brushing is] as great of an experience for him, as it is for them,” said Feldhausen.

The post about Lauerman has received tons of positive attention and according to Feldhausen, they’ve received about $20,000 in donations since the post went viral.

While Lauerman is happy to have brought so much attention to Safe Haven, he wants people to know that there are plenty of other volunteers that put in hours of hard work to make sure the cats are loved and cared for.

Unlike them, however, Lauerman can do it in his sleep.

They always come first, and I believe they will appreciate the struggles later on in life, and they’ll be better off for it.”

– Mauro Hernandez

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“My dad told me to stand by the apples because he said he discovered a new way to take pano pics vertically,” Simran told Mashable. “I agreed to it and this was the result.”

My dad trying to take Panoramic’s of me. I’m mad asf. pic.twitter.com/qLz73jM5tk

— Simran (@sc_x_cs) September 15, 2018

“When he saw them he said ‘they look great’ and then I saw them and completely lost it. I mean, are you kidding me? I look like an Alien,” she said.

A number of people chimed in and made fun comparisons to some pretty unflattering images.

Clearly, Simran has been a good sport and we commend her dad for a bold attempt at harnessing advanced photo technology. But perhaps he should stick with the old fashioned point-and-shoot method from now on?