That's just utilizing your resources

Depends on what you mean by "effective," I guess

16 Years ago I went on a trip and thought, "man, I wish I had my Crock-Pot" and I've never left home without it since. Nor have I used it.

Better get some ice for that BURN

Same feeling as when she brings home pizza unannounced

And hey, maybe they'll love cooking so much the'll want to take over one day. A man can dream

Not knowing isn't a weakness, it's an opportunity to learn

Next time I should probably take it out of the Baskin Robbins cup though

Looking foolish is at least 80% of the fun in most situations

Ah yes, the great milkshake incident of 2018

They're not laughing because they're too busy taking it all in

If they take away your snow days, you've gotta make your own