The second you get rid of it, you're going to need it.
Nobody laughed which means they probably need me to explain the joke
[Holding back tears] It's not a competition ok
Every day is another opportunity to hone my craft
If you have a dog, at least they pick up the slack with dropped food.
Want me to turn around so you can stab me right in the back
I didn't realize there was going to be a quiz