18 results in "dadisms"

The second you get rid of it, you're going to need it.

Nobody laughed which means they probably need me to explain the joke

Every day is another opportunity to hone my craft

If you have a dog, at least they pick up the slack with dropped food.

Want me to turn around so you can stab me right in the back

I love the "nice to meat you" sliders they hand out with the name tags