Make like the "p" in "pterodactyl" and be quiet

Legend has it he's still pulling glitter out of his beard today.

He'll remember this when he's choosing your nursing home

'Tis the season

Haha but seriously.

It's basically a vision board

That should not have made me feel as good as it did

It's cute how she actually chooses a "favorite folder" like she won't be using two pieces of construction paper stapled together next week

Leaving this next to anything "pumpkin spice" that shows up in my house

They say your home decor should reflect who you are. I'm fine

That's fine just stop opening the windows, you're letting the cold air out

Art imitates life