Haha but seriously.

It's basically a vision board

That's fine just stop opening the windows, you're letting the cold air out

Oh good, if I get lost on my way to the kitchen, I'M ALL SET

Smells like reject candy

They say your home decor should reflect who you are. I'm fine

Home decor is like having kids - there's always one in a corner making demands

Such a beautiful time of year

Leaving this next to anything "pumpkin spice" that shows up in my house

That should not have made me feel as good as it did

Last time I went there were like 8 dads in front of me, but they don't take reservations

Why thank you, I think I will.