Marriage is all about compromise, fellas

[Cut to the whole family driving to Target in our pajamas]

Each of them has a "World's Best Dad" mug. There can only be one.

I did not expect this kind of confrontation in my own home

It's...a look

Now you've gone shoe far.

My baseline for comfort when it comes to clothes has shifted drastically

Not much, what's up with you

I'll take two

You're fighting a losing battle against nature, but I support the effort

And always an emergency pack of fruit snacks

You can never have too many pockets