If you don't, what are you even doing

He's almost definitely plotting worse revenge now

His best cat friend, he probably means best cat friend

Took some time, but I reeled her in

It's like taking that little foam cover off of old-school ear buds.

He's not all that productive, but he's also never microwaved fish

You've made a very powerful enemy.

Right on track

There's no way this could go wrong

You're probably wondering how I got into this situation

Love to start each day with my life flashing before my eyes

Compliments to the chef