I spend my days waiting for my next meal and I don't know when that changed

Helps to have a really good reason to give it a fair shot

Roughly the same amount of time it takes to get me out of the bathroom so I get it

"5 more minutes!"

Then why does Goofy wear pants but Pluto doesn't?

Take him to IKEA and just see what happens

Not that you need an excuse

Have you met our kids

At this point it feels intentional

That's just utilizing your resources

Ok but who hasn't

How will I ever recover from this