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When your mother calls asking for your help in devising a plan behind your father’s back, you’re bound to be a little bit curious.
So when Twitter user Noor received that very call, she followed the rabbit hole until it was too late to turn back, which resulted in one of the most amazing live-tweeted family adventures the internet had ever witnessed.
Bobby Deacon, a writer from Birmingham, Alabama, knew his wife was feeling anxious about their first family photo shoot with their 3-year-old son, so he decided a little prank might lighten her spirits.
Rayena, his wife, works as a trauma nurse, so Bobby and Deacon get to have a lot of ‘guys nights’ during the week. Given the intensity of Rayena’s job, she rarely has time to respond to a bunch of text messages, so when a calmer than usual night finally arrived, Bobby struck.
Putting his photoshop skills to use, Bobby doctored a photo of their son to make it look like he had buzzed off a giant patch of his hair.
“She went 0-100 quicker than Drake lyrics,” Bobby told GoodHousekeeping.com. “I knew she would.”
And he wasn’t even close to being done.
Yes, along with a devious looking photo to remind his wife of his own glorious locks, Bobby claimed to be willing to shave his own head, all in hopes of consoling their own son of course.
Because what father wouldn’t do such a thing for their kid, right?
Bobby finally decided to call it a day when it looked like “she was going to leave the hospital to put me in one,” as he put it.
When she got home, they both (allegedly) had a good laugh about it, claiming that pranks are a standard in the Wesson household.
“We play jokes on each other all the time,” Bobby said. “I ended up with her name tattooed on my butt thanks to a bet lost last year.”
Bobby put the text exchange on social media and it, understandably, went viral almost immediately.
It’s not the first time the couple has achieved internet fame, though. Back in 2015, Bobby put his writing chops to use and penned a beautiful and sincere note about his wife and her amazing roles as both mother and nurse. It has over 920k likes and over 200k shares.
From these posts, it appears there’s rarely a dull moment in the Wesson home, but we doubt they’d prefer it any other way.
An extra credit question is like finding a life-preserver in the middle of ocean. It won’t radically change your outlook, but might just be the one thing that saves your life.
And while most teachers tend to tack on an extra difficult or vague question at the end of an exam, one special scholar has thrown the extra credit rulebook out the window.
Imgur user SharkyTheSharkDog has been taking photos of the extra credit questions from this specific teacher and most of them are outrageously fun… with the most recent being a truly special kind of social torture.
1. How many seasons was “Full House” on the air?
2. Complete the verse… “I been in the game for ten years makin’ rap tunes…”
3. What color pants does Jake from State Farm wear?
4. “Yesterday, during my lecture, I quickly mentioned that only a pink pen will save you tomorrow. Draw a stick figure below in that pink pen.”
(brutal…)
5. Describe the dumbest conversation you overheard recently.
(extra extra credit!)
6. Including “The Revenant,” how many times has Leo DiCaprio been nominated for an Academy Award?
7. (And, finally, a savage test of one’s patience and reading comprehension skills…)
First person to read this, stand up proudly on your chair, and yell at the top of your lungs, “Oh Captain, My Captain!” will receive a 95% on this exam.
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*Just kidding. Name the drummer for The Beatles.
We proudly reward this fine teacher with an additional 10 points for their hilarious cruelty. Huzzah!
Often times, beer is the answer.
The question? What is the only piece of luggage that an Australian man checked on a recent flight from Melbourne to Perth?
That’s right, no toothpaste, no underwear, and in turn, no hygiene. Dean—a beer lover through and through—checked only one item of luggage: a single can of Emu Export Lager.
Dean conceived the idea with the help of a friend who works at the Melbourne Airport, reassuring fellow fliers that practical jokes take greater priority than airline safety. I for one think that if the TSA pied people in the face while groping them then they wouldn’t have such a lousy reputation, but that’s just my opinion as a big Three Stooges fan.
As you can imagine, Dean wasn’t 100% sure his plan would work. However, in stereotypical Australian fashion, his beer was treated like precious cargo and loaded onto the airplane. Before Dean “hopped” on the flight, he snapped this picture:
The trip was no doubt a nerve-wracking one. Honestly, Dean could’ve used that beer to calm his nerves, which poses quite the conundrum since it was stowed away. But when he finally landed in Perth and approached baggage claim, something amazing happened:
Wow, who knew Emu Export lager was as sturdy as it is refreshing.
The beer arrived in pristine condition and was given the same treatment that actors get from TMZ when they land at LAX, as fellow passengers took out their phones and begin feverishly snapping photos of the can.
Being either incredibly cheap or a stickler for technicalities, Dean was prepared to file a lost luggage report had his beer not arrived, but thankfully that wasn’t necessary.
Instead, Dean could sit back and enjoy a refreshing can of beer before realizing he had no changes of clothes for the days ahead. Also, it’s safe to assume that the can would be pretty shaken up after a turbulent flight, so hopefully he was careful opening it.
Cheers, mate!
Like beer as much as Dean? Well if you also like Breaking Bad, then you need to check out “Schraderbrau,” a beer brewed by one of the show’s stars himself.
Learning that you’re going to have a baby is one of the most joyful moments a person can have, and the next nine months or so are among the most exciting you’ll ever experience. You spend that time rearranging your home and your head-space to accommodate the little person that is going to upend just about every aspect of your existence.
When something goes wrong and you are robbed of that experience, it can be absolutely devastating. It helps to have family and friends around to comfort you.
That’s what happened when hockey player Evander Kane announced that his wife had lost the daughter they were expecting. Earlier this month, Baby Eva passed away mid-pregnancy, at just 26 weeks. Kane took to Twitter to share the news with San Jose Sharks fans, many of whom had been wondering why he hadn’t been on the ice lately.
The player’s statement thanked the community for reaching out in the aftermath of their loss.
“I would like to thank everyone who has reached to to my wife and I during this extremely difficult time,” he wrote. “Over the weekend, our daughter, Eva, at 26 weeks, passed away. As expecting parents, this past week has broken us.
A message from my family and I pic.twitter.com/q8sPXQkWh8
— Evander Kane (@evanderkane_9) March 14, 2019
Evander’s statement was met with condolences from people throughout the NHL community, including the league itself, and his team.
Our thoughts go out to you and your family ♥️ https://t.co/sfEDw2pqy0
— x – San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) March 14, 2019
Other players offered sympathy as well, including both Evander’s teammates and players on rival clubs.
We were deeply saddened by the news of Eva’s passing. Our heartfelt condolences to you and your family..The Savard’s ❤️
— Marc Savard (@MSavvy91) March 14, 2019
We send our thoughts to you and your family in this difficult time.
— Jim Slater (@slaterjim) March 14, 2019
The LA Kings mascot sent well wishes.
So sorry for your loss. Condolences to you and your family 🙏
— Bailey LA Kings (@BaileyLAKings) March 14, 2019
And fans.
So very sorry for your loss, Evander. My first born daughter Ava was born unexpectedly at 25 weeks and lived for 8 days. She’d be 10 now and the heartache never goes away. Hope you can find peace in your love and support for each other. You’ll always be Eva’s Daddy. Much ❤️.
— Nancy Pierce (@npierce33) March 14, 2019
Very heartbreaking. Sorry for your loss EK, the pain is a Very tough one. I lost a daughter like that too. You’re not alone. We all love you. ❤️god bless you and your family.
— Anthony Loxx (@MisfitActual408) March 14, 2019
Evander missed a handful of games for the Sharks, having departed in late February and taking two weeks to be with his wife as they dealt with the tragedy. The player was clearly relishing the chance to be a dad and was heartbroken to have his unborn daughter taken from him before he was able to become one.
“Words cannot express how excited we were to welcome our baby girl into the world and watch her grow,” Kane wrote. “Eva, you have been the absolute biggest blessing of our lives and we are so grateful for all the joy you brought us in such a short amount of time.”
“I never thought i would be a great father. I grew up in a home with a father who had anger issues.
As the years went by, I got married to my first wife, and we decided to try to be parents. Time and time again it was pregnancy, doctor’s visits, then, a few months later: miscarriage.
I gave up hope, and life being life, we separated. 7 years later, I met my wife Julie. 2 years after that, I got the text: two blue lines.
I was ready for a repeat. The months and visits kept happening, and I began to see my child grow. Her heart was strong, and she began moving. Then the visits began in the middle of the night. My wife’s blood pressure kept climbing and the threat of losing yet another baby became real.
Then, three weeks early, I get the call: my wife is being induced. 33 hours later, I’m holding my little girl.
9:12 a.m. on July 18, 2018 Victoria Ruth VanHuss, my rainbow baby, stole my heart.”
– Evan VanHuss
Want to share a story about fatherhood? Email fatherfigures@thedad.com
Winter is the best season! There’s snow to play in, there’s ice to skate on, and sometimes the commute to work is just too tough to struggle through (even though you managed to drive to the good tobogganing spot without a problem).
While lots of people are content with snuggling up indoors with some cocoa and a movie, these Dads are showing the season who’s boss.
Gregg Eichhorn of Cincinnati spent five hours building a wheelchair-accessible snow fort so his daughter and son could both wheel through it. And he has seven other kids, get the full amazing story here.
Alan Wolfard in New Mexico built an 8-foot snow Batman in his front garden in Bloomfield. He said it took him about three hours to build and it’s been getting lots of attention from his neighbors. He followed up Batman with Wonder Woman shortly after.
The winters are notoriously temperamental in British Columbia, Canada. After waiting weeks for the cold weather to stay, Sam Dinter and his dad, Chris are skating around their own backyard.
Ever since he was a boy, Chris wanted to build his own hockey rink in his garden and now, as a Dad, he can do it. Along with his sons, he put a liner down and filled it with a layer of water.
After weeks of worrying that the big freeze was never going to come, the weather finally cooperated and their garden was transformed from a shallow pool to the perfect ice rink.
Yet another dad putting our moderately proportioned snowman to shame, Eric Fobbe of Buffalo, Minnesota wanted to build ‘The Father of All Snowmen’.
He used a snowblower, a skidsteer, and a shovel to construct the 20-foot-tall ‘Snowskwatch’ in his yard. His neighbors must be so happy.
Elsa has nothing on Don Greer of Saskatoon, Canada who built a 22-feet tall ice sculpture in the shape of a beautiful castle.
“Built with a one-by-two wood armature – with a chicken wire mesh that’s applied over that and then you begin to spray with a fine mist of water from a garden hose,” Greer said.
Inspired by Disney’s Frozen, it took Greer over 60 hours to finish and almost all of December.
Brian Johnson in Moorhead, Minnesota was inspired by the sheer amount of snow they’ve had this season. He has been working on the snow tubing track since February and is over 6 feet tall at the highest point. You can watch a video of the fun here.
“Just an epic tubing hill…of course, the children, they need something to do, keeps me busy,” he said.
In the spring Johnson said that he’ll turn it into a slip ‘n’ slide hill.
Wow! I wish he was my neighbor.
Looks like I’m going to have to up my game next winter!
Breweries offer a lot of things, most of which I am a big fan. One that surprised me recently, however, was stuffed animal recovery.
It started when a frantic dad ran into Eureka Heights Brew Co. looking for his kid’s stuffed unicorn. At the time, no one in the brewery had seen the toy so the dad left to look elsewhere.
When the little mythical creature turned up later, the brewers had no way of contacting the flustered dad, so they hopped on Twitter to try and get the word out.
Dear Dad who came by the brewery in a panic looking for his kid’s stuffed unicorn, it’s been found. We don’t have your contact info but hopefully you see this and swing by to appease the storm you’ve likely been dealing with at home.
XOXO pic.twitter.com/nYhbiuk0c1
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
And things didn’t stop there. Since things were taking longer than expected, the brew team decided the little guy should have to earn his keep.
In the end, the new four-legged brewer went through the entire beer-making process, from raw ingredients to canning.
As our friends have learned, you can’t hang around the brewery and not be put to work. Same goes for unicorns. Here he is helping us mill in. pic.twitter.com/uV7j4mivWc
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Here he is checking in on the mash pic.twitter.com/l6fAOr06F1
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Here he is transferring to the kettle pic.twitter.com/sg4W36SJax
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Weighting out some Citra hops for Mini Boss pic.twitter.com/fZky2zP7lv
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Cleaning the tank pic.twitter.com/Zhd7NHUYpD
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Helping out by kegging some Mostly Harmless pic.twitter.com/Paanbpew76
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Working on our can depalletizer pic.twitter.com/Jrg5cGzWmH
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
Putting our six pack holders on pic.twitter.com/yWBXAVrol0
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
…..and finally enjoying a well earned pint. If anyone knows the legal drinking age for unicorns please let us know. We called the TABC but they just laughed at us for about 15 minutes. pic.twitter.com/wwBOhlyTzn
— Eureka Heights (@EurekaHeights) March 19, 2019
With all of the social media hullaballoo, the dad eventually got in touch to rescue the newest Eureka Heights master brewer.
Hopefully, he grabbed a few cold ones on the way out that the two of them could share after such a hard day’s work.
Welcome to the party, pal! The newest board game coming to market is based on the classic action film Die Hard and looks pretty promising.
Titled Die Hard: The Nakatomi Heist Board Game, the game is reportedly a one-versus-many asymmetrical experience, just like John McClain versus a skyscraper full of baddies.
“Die Hard’s influence over the action-thriller genre is staggering, so we were beyond excited for the opportunity to harness the movie’s expert blend of action, intelligence and drama into a unique tabletop experience,” said Pat Marino, lead game designer for OP Games, in a press release. “We are developing a game that will deeply resonate with Die Hard enthusiasts, incorporating even the slightest details to create a rich and entertaining experience that properly pays tribute to arguably the greatest action movie of all time.”
OP Games is known for creating new licensed versions of classic games like Clue, Monopoly, and Risk.
Die Hard: The Nakatomi Heist Board Game is reportedly an all-new tabletop game developed internally at OP, not based on any classic games you might recognize.
The price of the game has yet to be announced, but $640 million in bearer bonds would be reasonable to the vast majority of Die Hard fans. Expect to see this bad boy on select retailer shelves this spring.
Now we’ve got a board game, HO-HO-HO. Die Hard: The Nakatomi Heist Board Game is Coming Soon! The OP is bringing you the first tabletop game based on the ’88 classic. [link] #HappyBirthdayBruce #YKYMF #TheOP25 #DieHardBoardGame pic.twitter.com/P3HpmznWah
— TheOP (@USAopoly) March 19, 2019
