The Last Jedi is coming out December 15, and I am ready for it. No matter how many of these movies come out, knowing that I’m about to go see Star Wars still gives me a happy warm-fuzzy feeling like a hug from Chewbacca.
If you’re not quite as excited as I am, I find your lack of faith disturbing. But here are some Star Wars tweets to get your head into a galaxy far, far away.
1 Someone from HR should talk to this guy.
My favourite part of "Star Wars" is when Darth Vader lost his shit and started choking a co-worker during a staff meeting.
— Mark Leggett 🤷🏻♂️ (@markleggett) October 31, 2015
2 Who can keep track anymore.
FYI the new Star Wars won't be a sequel to the new sequel- it's a prequel to the originals but after the prequels that came out after them
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) April 7, 2016
3 Ah yes, my favorite character.
[Jock trying to fit in at a Star Wars convention]
"You dudes like Star Wars too? My fave character is" *reads sweaty palm* "Jab of the Hat"
— Michael would like Nazis kicked off of this site. (@Home_Halfway) July 3, 2015
4 Never trust an Ewok.
LUKE: *gulps* Is this a rough neighborhood?
LEIA: Just be cool
EWOK: *emerges from shadows, pops switchblade* Yub nub, bitches
— batkaren (@batkaren) June 16, 2016
5 The special effects in these movies are just unreal.
6 That would just be TOO EASY.
Engineer: Maybe we should make the next Death Star without a weak point that makes it all blow up.
Snoke: *throws him out a window*
— Star Wars Problems (@StarWarsProblms) September 29, 2017
7 Little-known fact.
8 It's times like these I really need the force.
9 Wow, this is awkward.
DARTH VADER: is the Darth Star almost ready
GENERAL: you mean the Death Star?
DARTH VADER: oh um yeah death star
GENERAL: do you want me to ask them to change it
DARTH VADER: no it’s fine
GENERAL: i could-
DARTH VADER: it’s fine i said
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 1, 2017
10 This really puts a damper on your weekend.
11 Hate it when that happens.
Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off.
— Cats are the future (@iLikeCatShirts) February 3, 2014
12 Oh, I'd do this within seconds I bet.
13 For reals, someone didn't think this through.
How pissed do you gotta be if you're a Stormtrooper and you show up to Endor with your shiny ass plastic bright white armor while the Rebels are understandably in camouflage? I'd be LIVID.
— Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) December 3, 2017
14 All's fair in love and Star Wars, apparently.
from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 29, 2016
15 That's all that matters in the end.
The original three Star Wars movies were needed so they could cover life’s three great concerns: hope, legacy , and chubby midget bears.
— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) November 6, 2017