10 Tweets About The Savagery Of Christmas

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Christmas is here!

That means hacking down trees and dragging them inside your house, lying to your children about a home invader in a strange blouse, and tweets about what happens if a mall Santa sits on another mall Santa.

Here are some funny jokes you can read while hiding from your racist uncle with a bottle of port and phone charger in the bathroom…

Care for the older generation.

Family values.

Watching classic Christmas movies.

Kids’ magical meetings with Santa

The grace of a reindeer drawn sleigh.

The wonder of the nativity.

♬All of the other reindeer…♬

Family. Family. Family.

Ritual and tradition.

And of course a little politics around the fire.