Pineapple on pizza. Country music. Tequila.
There are things in this world that you either love or you hate, and Fantasy Football is no exception.
Your weekends are either filled with subtle tweaks to your unbeatable lineup or you haven’t the faintest clue as to why everyone makes such a big deal about drafting an imaginary team.
To each his own.
And that’s why we’ve compiled a list of the best Fantasy Football tweets from both perpectives. Some are by veteran online competitors who eat, sleep, and breathe football, while others are by people who have probably yelled “Homerun!” during the Super Bowl.
(DISCLAIMER: It won’t be hard to identify who’s who.)
Make my lineup great again.
Obviously the Russians hackers are at it again. How else would my auto draft fantasy football team suck so bad.
— 🍕 Happy ChillMore™ 🍻 (@cravin4) August 26, 2018
Taste of her own medicine.
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Is this boring you?
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about a video on Youtube.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2018
It's all fun and games until RIGHT NOW.
Week 1: Oh hey fantasy football isn't so bad. This season might be fun!
Week 4: FOOTBALL IS GARBAGE & I CANT WAIT FOR DEATH'S SWEET EMBRACE
— Røb Fee (@robfee) October 2, 2016
Line forms on the right, ladies.
I don't talk about fantasy football because I'm afraid too many women would fall in love with me.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) September 13, 2017
What do you mean I "can't draft Bigfoot"?
Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 3, 2014
Happy wife, happy life, sad lineup.
Relationship status: Playing my wife in fantasy football this week and she strongly suggests I tank.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) November 17, 2016
Maybe your friendship is fake and a waste of time, BRIAN.
my friend who's in 5 different fantasy football leagues just told me wrestling is fake and a waste of time
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) August 23, 2016
for something called *fantasy* football it’s incredibly boring. not a single wizard. zero magic.
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) August 31, 2018
Busting more than myths.
If I gotta listen to you talk about your fantasy football, the least you can do is listen to me read my erotic Mythbusters fan fiction aloud
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) November 12, 2016
Wait, that can't be fair.
GUY: Do you want to play fantasy football?
ME: Okay, I'm a quarterback with wings
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) November 14, 2016
When you care TOO much... about yourself.
Fantasy Football is great because I now have a way to make another human's devastating injury somehow about me
— Online Participant (@SortaBad) October 11, 2015
Maybe not in HIS fantasy...
ME: ok so I'm gonna say hike and then u just start kissing me
MY OPPONENT: uhhh, that's not how fantasy football works
— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) October 12, 2016