I believe in you, do you believe in you?

Marriage is all about compromise, fellas

Hit 'em with the Uno reverse and ask them to help YOU move

Gotta hand it to them, their timing is impeccable

Take him to IKEA and just see what happens

When you say "we..." is that like, the royal we

There's no way this could go wrong

Last time I fall for that one. Today at least

You know what you did.

16 Years ago I went on a trip and thought, "man, I wish I had my Crock-Pot" and I've never left home without it since. Nor have I used it.

It's...a look

He's almost definitely plotting worse revenge now