In what is arguably the biggest dad-move in recent memory, Joshua Sobocinski’s father took a selfie with a celebrity he didn’t know. Upon seeing Cardi B surrounded by an entourage in New York City, the dad grabbed a selfie and immediately texted his son asking who Cardi B is.

A classic dad moment and gift to the Internet.

An actual text I received from my dad today pic.twitter.com/ZLtFgEa8no

— Josh Sobo (@JoshSobo) April 11, 2018

Works every time.

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The majestic, migrating waterfowl: the goose.

Don’t let the pretty exterior fool you, though. Geese are worse than ducks in almost every way (don’t fight me on this), plus they tend to just be assholes in general.

For instance, this solo specimen—captured on camera by Twitter user @_LucasKeller—just arrived at Iowa State University and is already the biggest bully on campus.

Literally the toughest guy on campus pic.twitter.com/TVjlKTIBFt

— Lucas Keller (@_LucasKeller) April 18, 2018

Rest in peace, Lucas. Your heroism and high-pitched screams will not be forgotten.

In many ways, Dr. Seuss was one of the first MCs. Read one of his books and tell me his flow wasn’t fire. Sure, some of the stuff he spit is more ridiculous than Kanye’s Twitter account, but the man was ahead of his time.

Just check out this Seuss/Migos mashup that sets the children book’s author’s “Wocket In My Pocket” to the beat of Migos’ “Walk It Talk It” and marvel at how well it fits.

This is for all your daughters who play ball like a girl.

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Poetry in motion.

This is mesmerizing pic.twitter.com/63YLdqoJHR

— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 9, 2018