ADD A DAD: THE DEPARTED

What exactly do you get a mob boss for Father’s Day?

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Other Dads (New Series): The Oversharer

Just two dads getting ready for a doctor to look at our junk.

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Here’s a throwback to Nancy Reagan’s War On Boogers from the 80s.

Parents who pick their nose…

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#1 DAD: THERE’S WALDO

My dad can find Waldo better than your dad.

 

ADD A DAD (New Original Series): FIGHT CLUB

I never noticed this dad in the background of Fight Club before!

Other Dads (New Series): The Really Tall Dad

This would be like if Muhammad Ali never punched anyone in the face.

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Letters To My Kid’s Future Self

We asked dad’s to write letters to their kid’s future selves. They might have gotten stuck in the present.

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A Dad’s Afternoon Pep Talk

Sometimes you just gotta let it go.

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Other Dads (New Series): The Unexpected Friend

I usually can’t stand other dads, but sometimes you find one you’ll go see Frozen on Broadway with.

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School Of Dad: Pro Wrestler

A dad’s worst nightmare: your kid thinks your favorite pro wrestler is totally lame.

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Procrastination: OFFICIAL PARODY (2018)

Been meaning to make this since 2010, but…

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10 Tweets About The Savagery Of Christmas

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Christmas is here!

That means hacking down trees and dragging them inside your house, lying to your children about a home invader in a strange blouse, and tweets about what happens if a mall Santa sits on another mall Santa.

Here are some funny jokes you can read while hiding from your racist uncle with a bottle of port and phone charger in the bathroom…

Care for the older generation.

Family values.

Watching classic Christmas movies.

Kids’ magical meetings with Santa

The grace of a reindeer drawn sleigh.

The wonder of the nativity.

♬All of the other reindeer…♬

Family. Family. Family.

Ritual and tradition.

And of course a little politics around the fire.

10 Tips For Carving Your Thanksgiving Turkey, From The Awesome Dads In Stock Photos

Man carving turkey
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Thanksgiving dinner– that wonderful meal when we gather around the table with friends and family to give thanks for our blessings and then force a complete amateur to demonstrate his knife skills while everyone openly judges. If you drew the short straw this year and are dreading carving your turkey, the best thing to do is keep calm and take inspiration from the coolest of all dudes- the dads of stock photos.

1. Go ahead, carve your turkey. There definitely isn’t someone standing outside your window watching you.

Young father carving thanksgiving turkey for his family
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2. No pressure, but you should probably serve your wife first or she will kill you.

Carving Traditional Stuffed Turkey for Dinner
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3. Remember to bring a knife, just in case carving a turkey with your mind doesn’t work.

Grandfather preparing to carve Christmas turkey at dinner table
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4. Don’t worry, it’s only your child’s respect that hangs in the balance.

Grandfather carving stuffed turkey for holiday dinner with his family. The Thanksgiving Dinner is served with roasted potatoes, cranberry sauce, vegetables and red berry jelly.
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5. On second thought, forget about them, those kids stopped respecting you long ago.

Little brother and sister sitting at table during Thanksgiving dinner, their father carving a traditional roast turkey
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6. If things start going south think back to that one Thanksgiving in college when everyone was just stoked there was turkey at all. “You guys, you guys, Tom made a fucking turkey! Turn up the Dave Matthews Band!”

Friends having a party
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7. Try not to think about how your wife can carve a turkey with a toddler on her hip.

Mother and daughter serving food at holiday dinner
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8. To distract from poor knife skills, go for the huge laugh by asking everyone at the table, “Breast or Thigh?”

Dishing up the Christmas turkey
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Dishing up the Christmas turkey
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A family sitting down for Christmas dinner
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9. Buy a precut turkey breast to serve. Everyone knows whole cooked turkeys are just for staged photos and Instagram likes.

Family Having Thanksgiving Dinner Together
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Mother Carving Turkey for Thanksgiving Dinner
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Father Carving Turkey for Thanksgiving Dinner
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10. Finally, whatever you do…

Man carving the thanksgiving turkey at head of table
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NEVER.

Multi-generational Hispanic family eating at Thanksgiving table
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EVER.

EVER.

African American man carving Thanksgiving turkey
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LOOK.

Man carving turkey
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DIRECTLY AT THE TURKEY.

Man carving turkey for multi-generation family at table
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