I live in constant fear that someone will notice I only know three people's names and one of them is mine
Legend has it he's still pulling glitter out of his beard today.
Maybe the first good mow after the snow melts, but that's it
Depends on what you mean by "effective," I guess
Yes, I have the ability to tell you. No, I'm not going to.
Looking foolish is at least 80% of the fun in most situations
What, are we paying for ghosts to be able see?