Mark Chalifoux is a nationally touring stand-up comedian and writer. He has told jokes on FOX and IFC, and has written for ESPN, CBS Digital, The Baltimore Sun and The Dad. His debut comedy album, “Think Fast”, opened at #2 on Apple Music, has been streamed more than 1 million times on Pandora, and is played regularly on SiriusXM.
Great so I'll just clear my next week or so, thanks
I'm not going to remember what grade they got on a math test, but I'll remember this.
Just tell them whistles are illegal and deal with the consequences when they find out the truth
At least the dad tax won't get me arrested for trying my best
Gushers were the holy grail of desserts.
The time spent talking to friends and family is so short mainly because I start talking about the weather
Not knowing isn't a weakness, it's an opportunity to learn
And they both do an equally good job explaining it to you
Same feeling as when she brings home pizza unannounced
Ah yes, the great milkshake incident of 2018
They're not laughing because they're too busy taking it all in
You're fighting a losing battle against nature, but I support the effort