I spend my days waiting for my next meal and I don't know when that changed

Roughly the same amount of time it takes to get me out of the bathroom so I get it

Great so I'll just clear my next week or so, thanks

Even if you try option A, it's almost always going to be option B.

If I drank an energy drink right now it would 100% be the end

Not that you need an excuse

You know what you did.

Same feeling as when she brings home pizza unannounced

Helps to have a really good reason to give it a fair shot

Ok but who hasn't

How will I ever recover from this

The last place they'll ever check