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Sign: "I used YouTube to learn how to do a ponytail for my daughter." Confession, hair, education
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That's just utilizing your resources
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Doc: "It was me, Marty, it was me all along." Marty: "What's the matter, Doc?" Doc: "I went back and saw things no one should." Dinosaur 1: "Long day?" Dinosaur 2: "Yeah, you could say I'm... DINO-SORE!" Doc: "I killed them Marty. I had to. I killed the dinosaurs. Every last one of them." Marty: "I DINO what to say, but... Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures." Movies, comic, funny
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Make like the "p" in "pterodactyl" and be quiet

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When a pic of your cat gets 5 likes on Instagram. (Reading): "How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity" Books, animals, meme
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I believe in you, do you believe in you?

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"I love you, but I'm not going to that couple's baby shower." DIY, decoration, funny
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Haha but seriously.

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Kid: "Hey dad, Goofy's a dog right?" Dad: "Yup." Kid: "What about Pluto?" Dad: "He's a dog too." (Later) Dad, to wife: "Hey hun, Goofy's a dog right?" Comic, Disney, animals
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Then why does Goofy wear pants but Pluto doesn't?

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What I tell my kids: "Clean up, girls! Dinnertime!" What my kids hear: "Stop and play with every toy you own" "Sing every song you know multiple times" "start reading that really long book you never touch" "just stand there" "go ahead and spill that cup of milk that's been missing for a week." Comic, meal, relatable
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I spend my days waiting for my next meal and I don't know when that changed

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The Dad LIVE - BREAKING: "Everything you own that has value." Kids: "We don't acre about your personal property." Satire, phone, technology
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At this point it feels intentional

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