Dadisms Archives

Maybe the first good mow after the snow melts, but that's it

At least the dad tax won't get me arrested for trying my best

Finally, some recognition

It's not a joke. It's a warning.

What, are we paying for ghosts to be able see?

To be fair, that's still the goal. I'm just so tired

It's a classic for a reason

Love me some tomato frosting

A very urgent opportunity

Even better when the kids know it's coming, so they throw you a "STOP"

But who's hungry?

And always an emergency pack of fruit snacks

Memes