Helps to have a really good reason to give it a fair shot

Just tell them whistles are illegal and deal with the consequences when they find out the truth

Things were so much easier when all I had to do was avoid chasing waterfalls

Step aside folks, Moana is here

Smells like reject candy

Even better when the kids know it's coming, so they throw you a "STOP"

Each of them has a "World's Best Dad" mug. There can only be one.

A bit sus if you ask me


I would have needed a MUCH bigger bathtub

Come on, it's not a competition (because he's winning)

I didn't ask to be attacked like this