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When they start opening presents without having a garbage bag ready for all the discarded wrapping paper. This is fine. Fire, disaster, party
3.15

Want me to turn around so you can stab me right in the back

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Meme The "kid born between 1980-1992 who wants to be a ninja when he grows up" starter pack. 3 ninjas. paper ninja stars. ninja gaiden, teenage mutant ninja turtles
3.15

So many wanna be ninjas grew up to be accountants and it breaks my heart.

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Flowchart: Dad can you fix my toy? Does it make noise? If yes, then No, sorry, it's broken forever. If no, Of course, I'll get the super glue.
3.15

Dads can fix anything except things that make noise.

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Telling my son that the next Nerf ammo I pick up off the floor I'm throwin in the trash. (Adam Driver meme from A Marriage Story)
3.15

Your NERF is EVERYWHEERRRRE

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Bounce house Fight Club meme: Kids before and after 5 minutes in a bounce house.
3.15

Rule number 1 of bounce house fight club....

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Meme GI Joe Aircraft carrier: This year is the 32nd anniversary of me not getting the GI Joe aircraft carrier for Christmas.
3.15

I still want this, honestly.

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