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Sign: "I use my kids as an excuse to buy Star Wars toys." Confession, entertainment, parenting
3.15

Not that you need an excuse

Some days you sit your kid down with the iPad and let them do their thing so you can just have some peace and quiet. Don't beat yourself up over those days. We all need them, you're doing fucking great. Tweet, encouraging, honest
3.15

Parents worrying that they're not doing enough aren't the ones who should be worrying that they're not doing enough.

Literally only 15 minutes of fun! I'm bored. I need to poop. Puts a big ass circle of dead grass in your lawn! Meme, inflatable pool, honest
3.15

Nothing like some honesty in advertising

Flowchart: Dad can you fix my toy? Does it make noise? If yes, then No, sorry, it's broken forever. If no, Of course, I'll get the super glue.
3.15

Dads can fix anything except things that make noise.

My mom as a grandma: Have some more ice cream and then let's go buy you all the new toys you could ever want. My mom when she was raising me: If you need new socks you'll have to earn them with chore money, now finish your boiled celery strings. Tweet, Grandparents, spoiled
3.15

I feel the overwhelming need to floss just thinking about it

There is nothing more germ-infested than the toys in a doctor's office. Meme, truth, games
3.15

It's called job security

My kids are healthy and strong except the times their arms and hands suddenly go all weak and floppy when they have to put their toys away. Home, cleaning, meme
3.15

Or when it's time to put their shoes on

Bounce house Fight Club meme: Kids before and after 5 minutes in a bounce house.
3.15

Rule number 1 of bounce house fight club....

Do I worry about screen time? Sure. I worry the battery on the Nintendo Switch will run out on long car journeys and my kids will go back to asking how much longer is left until we get there. Road trip, tweet, entertainment
3.15

Less of a worry, more of an all-consuming panic

Dad confession: I make bad trades in Monopoly to give my son the upper hand so he wins and we can be done quicker. Dad hack, genius, gaming
3.15

Pure genius

When they start opening presents without having a garbage bag ready for all the discarded wrapping paper. This is fine. Fire, disaster, party
3.15

Want me to turn around so you can stab me right in the back

Meme The "kid born between 1980-1992 who wants to be a ninja when he grows up" starter pack. 3 ninjas. paper ninja stars. ninja gaiden, teenage mutant ninja turtles
3.15

So many wanna be ninjas grew up to be accountants and it breaks my heart.