Honey, is everything ok? You haven't even hit "Hilarious"

16 Years ago I went on a trip and thought, "man, I wish I had my Crock-Pot" and I've never left home without it since. Nor have I used it.

To be fair, that's still the goal. I'm just so tired

It's a classic for a reason

When you say "we..." is that like, the royal we

It's...a look

Gotta hand it to them, their timing is impeccable

But who's hungry?

I'm on the grind, it's just a different kind of grind.

I'll take two

Each of them has a "World's Best Dad" mug. There can only be one.

I did not expect this kind of confrontation in my own home