Haha but seriously.

Great so I'll just clear my next week or so, thanks

Leaving this next to anything "pumpkin spice" that shows up in my house

So simple, yet such a game-changer

I spend my days waiting for my next meal and I don't know when that changed

How will I ever recover from this

The last place they'll ever check

What, are we paying for ghosts to be able see?

If you don't, what are you even doing

Even if you try option A, it's almost always going to be option B.

Maybe the first good mow after the snow melts, but that's it

Legend has it he's still pulling glitter out of his beard today.