Roughly the same amount of time it takes to get me out of the bathroom so I get it

*Sliding my boss a $20* Maybe since it's clearly possible to work remotely, I just keep doing that

Good luck backing out of this one

Enjoy these red shells, sucker.

Ah yes, the great milkshake incident of 2018

Come on, it's not a competition (because he's winning)

The universal sign for "I need a beer"

Those graphics tho.

Less of a worry, more of an all-consuming panic

You don't see many fruit vendors out in the real world and now I know why

Hope these kids like This American Life

Into the well knowwwwwwn