And hey, maybe they'll love cooking so much the'll want to take over one day. A man can dream
I feel the overwhelming need to floss just thinking about it
Next time I should probably take it out of the Baskin Robbins cup though
Automatic 5-star Yelp review for any restaurant with chicken tenders
Takes an hour to clean up after they make cereal, it's honestly impressive
Honey, is everything ok? You haven't even hit "Hilarious"
At least the dad tax won't get me arrested for trying my best