"5 more minutes!"

The time spent talking to friends and family is so short mainly because I start talking about the weather

THEY appreciated my lasagna

Such a beautiful time of year

You know what you did.

At this point, we should probably throw out the whole lake

Last time I fall for that one. Today at least

I don't remember snow days being this exhausting when I was a kid

Maybe the first good mow after the snow melts, but that's it

I need this on a t-shirt. I also need my kids to be able to read the t-shirt

You're fighting a losing battle against nature, but I support the effort

Tryna get my lawn shoes dirty