At this point it feels intentional

And you have to hate it

Ask and you shall receive

That's why they call it "do not disturb mode," can't believe I have to explain this

That's just utilizing your resources

And they both do an equally good job explaining it to you

Gotta hand it to them, their timing is impeccable

Oh good, if I get lost on my way to the kitchen, I'M ALL SET

Great so I'll just clear my next week or so, thanks

80% of every Facetime call with someone over the age of 60 is repeating, "no, the OTHER button."

I would have needed a MUCH bigger bathtub

Less of a worry, more of an all-consuming panic