I'm on the grind, it's just a different kind of grind.

He's not all that productive, but he's also never microwaved fish

It's hard work, but someone's gotta do it

"Pressure? Nah, fam. This is just playing ball..."

Hit 'em with the Uno reverse and ask them to help YOU move

Nobody laughed which means they probably need me to explain the joke

Good luck backing out of this one

Sorry bout that. Better get started.

Seems a little insensitive imo

Sorry I forgot to fill out every field trip form ever

Seems like just yesterday he was putting his shoes on the wrong feet, but it was at least a month ago

Get those 9 people a raise.