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Jim Carrey Wins a Critics Choice Award for “Best Villain” in Sonic Movie

Jim Carrey Wins Award for Best Villain
(Paramount Pictures)

Two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey can now add another award to his resume… for his role in a film about a talking hedgehog.

Announced on the Critics Choice Awards website, Jim Carrey took home a ‘Critics Choice Super Award’ for his role as Dr. Robotnik in the 2020 Sonic the Hedgehog movie.  Formed in 1995, the Critics Choice Association (which is still one of the largest collections of film critics in North America) has been providing annual ‘Super Awards’.  These awards honor films and performances in genres that are typically overlooked by the Academy, such as Superhero, Science Fiction/Fantasy, Horror, & Action.

I think this is such a cool idea.  There are some really great performances in plenty of films each year, and awards like these allow more actors to be recognized.

If you’ve seen the Sonic movie, you have to admit, Carrey was one of the best parts.  It might have just been classic Carrey, but he was still very entertaining.  What was initially thought to become a disaster in the history of video game movies after that first trailer released, Sonic the Hedgehog would end up grossing over $300 million worldwide at the box office.   My family and I saw it in theaters and have watched it at least a dozen times at home since we purchased the digital edition.  With a sequel now greenlit, Sonic and Sega fans have plenty to look forward to in the future.

I’m just so glad they went with the redesigned Sonic.  The first trailer with the original design they were going to use gave me nightmares for a week.  I don’t think I would have slept again for the rest of my life if I had to stare at this thing for an hour and a half.

(Paramount Pictures/Luckyone)

GoldenEye 007 Gets a New Custom Mario 64/Peach’s Castle Level


When it comes to the N64, GoldenEye 007 and Super Mario 64 are some of the best games on the console.  You could even argue that they’re some of the best games ever made.  What do you get when you combine the two?  You get something so great, I wish that original developer Rare would have just included it as a bonus level on Goldeneye’s N64 cartridge.

Developed by StupidMarioBros1Fan, this “Goldeneye with Mario Characters” mod (which originally released back in 2018) features a new Super Mario 64 Peach’s Castle level, recreated within GoldenEye.  It contains the classic GoldenEye gameplay and sound effects, and even includes mission objectives and a Bowser boss fight.  YouTuber Graslu00 who mainly focuses on Goldeneye and other N64-era games showcases the level in the video above and helped create and test it as well.

I just think it’s hilarious to see the Koopa’s walking around with weapons.  Even the thought of Mario carrying out the mission of saving the princess “James Bond” style cracks me up.

If you want to play it for yourself you can download the mod here.  This mod will replace every character in Goldeneye with Mario characters, and even changes the original dialogue to reference characters like Peach and Bowser.  This new level is a fantastic addition, but if you really want to relive the entirety of GoldenEye 007 in a whole new light, this mod is definitely the way to do it.

Now if only someone would add dual flamethrowers.

Nintendo Reveals New ‘Mario Red & Blue’ Themed Switch Console

Mario Themed Switch

Great!  Now I have to explain to my wife why we need another Switch in the house.

Nintendo announced today that a new Mario-themed Nintendo Switch will be available to purchase on February 12th, 2021.  This is also the same day that the highly anticipated Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury releases.  Coincidence?  I think not!

The system will cost $299.99 USD (the same price as the current regular version) and features a color scheme that resembles the plumber’s classic outfit.  It will include red Joy-Con controllers with blue straps, a blue Joy-Con grip, a red Nintendo Switch dock, and a red Nintendo Switch system.  It even comes with a stylized Mario Red & Blue Edition Carrying Case and a screen protector (for when your kid accidentally drops it down the stairs).

If you’ve been holding off on purchasing a Switch, this could be a great place to start.  There aren’t any fancy designs on the dock like the Animal Crossing one, but its bright colors are a nice alternative to the originals black and gray.  Like anything Nintendo related though, I’m sure the demand is going to be insane for this one.

Bethesda and Lucasfilm Games Are Making a New Indiana Jones Game

New Indiana Jones Video Game

This is pretty exciting news for fans Indiana Jones fans!

Bethesda (the publisher behind massive hits like Elder Scrolls & Fallout) announced today that their next big project is a new Indiana Jones game.  It will “tell a wholly original, standalone tale set at the height of the career of the famed adventurer.”  You can check out the brief teaser trailer below.

Releasing under the new Lucasfilm Games label, Bethesda boss Todd Howard will serve as executive producer, and Wolfenstein: The New Order’s MachineGames will act as developer.

No details were announced regarding a release date or what consoles it will be coming to, but if you’d want anyone adapting a classic franchise such as Indiana Jones into a video game, it’d be these guys.  On Bethesda’s website, a post including the teaser mentions that Todd Howard “is a lifelong Indy fan, and has been trying for over a decade to make this game,” according to Pete Hines, SVP of Global Marketing. “He’s beyond excited to work with the award-winning MachineGames team, a perfect fit for Indy.”

The last Indiana Jones game we got was Lego Indiana Jones 2, which released back in 2009.  I think we’re about due for a proper Indy adventure.

I just hope for his sake, there are no snakes in this one.

A Dallas Couple Turned House Into a Massive Super Mario Bros 3 Game for the Holidays

(Larry Collins)

Each year, it’s great to see all the elaborately decorated houses and well-designed light shows that pop-up over the holidays.  Some folks go out of their way to spread Christmas cheer, and Dallas couple Mike and Katie Milam decided to veer off and have a bit of fun trying something different.  They turned the front of their house into a Super Mario Bros. 3 spectacle.

While the house looks like it has transformed into a vintage TV from the 1980s with Super Mario Bros. 3 playing on it, you have to marvel at the detail.  It looks like an actual game of Super Mario Bros. 3, complete with the Nintendo system and two controllers sitting on the lawn beside it.  If that wasn’t enough, there’s also a letter on the lawn sent to Santa in 1989 from a child named Amy, asking for Super Mario Bros. 3 for Christmas.

NBC’s Larry Collins, who took the photos, spoke with the couple who they said they’ve received a great response from the community.  “The response has been exactly what we wanted. People honking their horns, hanging out the window waving at us,” Katie said. “We hope that people that come by with their kids in the car can tell them and it trigger childhood memory conversations and ‘I remember when I played Super Mario,’”

Well, it definitely worked on me.  I love seeing stuff like this.  I have fond memories of playing Super Mario Bros. 3 and all kinds of other NES games on a TV just like that at my Grandma and Grandpa’s house when I was little.  Their TV definitely wasn’t as big as a house though.

I Know I’m Late To the Party, but Yeah, ‘Bluey’ Really Is Awesome

Introduction to Bluey
(Ludo Studio)

Up until a month ago, the only things I had heard about regarding ‘Bluey’ came exclusively from one of my dads’ groups on Facebook.  The subject of ‘Bluey’ wouldn’t pop-up often, but when it did, the comments section would explode.  The guys would go off and discuss the details of their favorite episodes and how their kids would go to bed and they’d just sit there and watch ‘Bluey’ by themselves or with their significant other.  I was completely out of the loop.  The only kids show I had ever watched the odd time without my children was “The Amazing World of Gumball”, so I was curious.  What was the big deal with ‘Bluey’?

My wife and I have three kids.  Our youngest (who is 10 months) is constantly on the move and trying to pull things off of tables.  He will only find the time to sit down and give us a bit of solace if we watch ‘The Wiggles’ with him.  This was fine… for a while.  After roughly three days of “Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy”, I had reached my breaking point. I was going to breakdown and curl up into the fetal position if I had to watch the other three Wiggles try to wake up Lachy with the power of singing for the 800th time.  Luckily, as fate would have it, ‘Bluey’ popped up during a conversation and I was told that I should check it out.  I didn’t hesitate.

For those who haven’t watched it, ‘Bluey’ is about, well, Bluey!  She’s an Australian puppy who gets up to all sorts of mischief with her sister Bingo, her dad Bandit, and her mom Chilli.  Each episode is around 7 minutes in length, which means you’ll fly through them fairly quickly.

I’m not quite sure what it is about this show that keeps my youngest son so entranced.  It might be the catchy theme song or the bright and colorful animation that pops off the screen.  He might not understand what’s going on but who cares, he loves it.  What I personally love about ‘Bluey’ though, is how it normalizes dads being at home.  Bandit is the one playing all sorts of games with his two daughters while mom heads out for some time to herself.  As a dad who spent time at home with his kids even before the pandemic, I love this kind of thing.  He shares the dishes and laundry duties with Chilli as well.   The show casts aside the tired stereotypes of mom doing the housework and dad going to work.

(Ludo Studio/seduff)

The other thing I enjoy about the show is Bandit & Chilli usually let out a reluctant sigh whenever Bluey & Bingo ask them to play.  As a parent, I’m sure we can all agree we’ve done this at some point.  I love playing with my kids, but if I can just sit back and let them do their thing while I catch my breath, even better.  Bandit & Chilli’s attitude is a refreshing change for a children’s show.  Of course, they still end up saying yes to playing with their kids, but it’s a realistic take on parenthood that always makes me laugh.  I never realized I’d have so much in common with a couple of animated dogs. Everything is equal in Bluey’s household, but it’s usually Bandit who’s the one getting up to all sorts of hilarious shenanigans.  Whether he’s playing make-believe or working for his kids, he’s always having fun with them.  One of my favorites is an episode where Bandit pretends he’s a magical crane game.  If the girls do chores around the house, they earn “Dollar Bucks” (money) to spend on the crane game.  It seems fun at first, but each time the kids pay to play, Bandit drops the toy “they” latched onto back into the toy pile so he can get his kids to do extra chores around the house.  It’s so genius I might have to try it sometime.

While there’s plenty of humor adults will enjoy, there are certain episodes that even my 11 and 8-year-olds enjoy watching it.  The flossing grandma’s episode is a big hit in our household.

‘Bluey’ has its funny moments, but it also pulls at your heartstrings.  One episode called ‘Copycat’ deals with death and how a child might cope with it.  It sounds harsh, but it’s handled extremely well.  Most kids’ programs shy away from this topic, so I commend ‘Bluey’ for actually having the guts to write an episode around this touchy subject.

All 52 episodes of ‘Bluey’ Season 1 are currently streaming on Disney+  (a season 2 is apparently releasing this July), so if you’ve been on the fence about checking it out, give it a shot.  I think you and your kids will be pleasantly surprised.  I’m also pretty sure that if you do, your family will start referring to money as “Dollar Bucks”.

I know I’m late to the party, but yeah, ‘Bluey’ really is as awesome as everyone says it is.

A Japanese Electronic Technician Made a Working Portable PS4

ps4 in briefcase

In this day and age, we have laptops, cellphones, Nintendo Switch’s and all sorts of other devices for our portable gaming needs.  If those weren’t enough though and you’ve caught yourself looking at your PS4 or PS5 console thinking “You know what?  I’d like to carry that around in a sleek-looking briefcase”, Japanese engineer DX Terraria has got your very specific request covered.

On Twitter, DX Terraria shared images of the first portable PlayStation 4 built by himself.  It’s fully functional, can be used anywhere, and has a screen and battery life of up to an hour.

Over at 9GAG, the original pictures (which include questions and answers about the system) were posted with English translations for us to follow along with.

According to DX, modifications had to be made to Sony’s original console to fit it into its new metal living quarters.  The briefcase contains everything you need for playing your favorite PlayStation games on the go and is 39 centimeters in length, 28 cm high, 11 cm wide, and the entire thing weighs 6.4 kilograms (basically the size of a PS5).

The cost of production is around 50,000 yen ($485.58 USD), and while he does mention that he won’t be selling his technical marvel, if he did decide to, extra fees would push the cost to around 150,000 yen ($1,456.75).

If you thought having a portable PS4 wasn’t already cool enough, DX Terraria posted a photo of the PS5 running on his new PS4 via remote play.  Wherever his travels might take him, as long as he has access to a stable internet connection, he has the best of both current and next-gen gaming worlds.

(DX Terraria)

Now, that is quite the flex.

Engineer Manages to get Ray Tracing To Work on a Super Nintendo

(Shironeko Labs)

Ray tracing is all the rage these days.

For those unfamiliar with the term, ray tracing is a technique that makes light in videogames behave like it does in the real world.  It’s one of the key components that make these next-gen game worlds we love to visit so much more realistic.  It’s something usually found on high-end PCs and next-gen consoles like the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X, so you wouldn’t expect it to run on a console that came out thirty years ago.  With that being said, game developer and software engineer Ben Carter actually managed to get ray tracing to run on his original Super Famicom, and it’s pretty amazing to see in action.

3D games weren’t very common on the SNES, but the ones we did get pushed the console to its limits by using the Super FX chip.  This chip would render advanced 2D and 3D graphics.  Star Fox, Doom, and even Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island came with this chip installed on their game cartridge, which allowed them to pull off some impressive (and blocky) visuals for their time.  Carter followed a similar method by designing a chip that he calls the “SuperRT”, which allows the SNES to perform real-time ray tracing, single-bounce reflections, and directional light shadows.

For an in-depth walkthrough of the SuperRT chip, check out Carter’s video below.

If you’re impatient and just want to see the chip in action right away, this next video is for you.

While the demo on display isn’t of any actual SNES games, it’s cool to see the shadows reacting on the ground off of the shapes in a realistic manner on this primitive console.  I remember when video game characters had shadows that were just a circle underneath them.  With this chip, it could bring so much more depth.  Imagine how great those older SNES games could look.  I feel like this is the start of something special and we’re going to see more older consoles being updated like this.

If possible, I would personally like to request The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time running with ray tracing on an N64 please…or GoldenEye… if that’s not too much to ask.

This New Mario-Themed Fragrance Will Bring Out the ‘Wa-Hoo’ in You

Mario Perfume is here

If you’ve ever wondered what a certain Nintendo all-star might smell like.  You know, the one who spends his days fighting Koopa Troopa’s and warping through the Mushroom Kingdom’s sewage system, this new fragrance from UK retailer GAME, the same people who brought us Christmas dinner in a can,  might be the answer you’re looking for.

GAME is getting into the video game-themed perfume business with its two new unisex scents “Eau de Plumber” and “F.P.S”.


“Eau de Plumber” is a fragrance that “will bring out the ‘wa-hoo’ in you.”  According to the description on GAME’s website, it features “deep earthy notes of toadstool, balanced with high notes of peach and daisy, and mid-tones of grass lands.”

If you’re looking for something a little more intense, GAME’s other fragrance “F.P.S”, comes in a grenade shaped bottle and is described as being “best appreciated from thirty feet away and slightly gunpowdery and is a celebration of the nation’s love of popular FPS games,”


Both 200ml bottles are £19.99 each. “Eau de Plumber” keeps going in and out of stock, and when I searched again for “F.P.S”, I can’t even find it on the website anymore.  You might be out of luck for now, but if it’s something you’re interested in or would make a great gift, definitely keep a lookout.  Currently, they’re only available in the UK, but hopefully, we’ll see them show up elsewhere at some point.

I feel like “Eau De Plumber” could be something The Dad Gaming crew sprays on before one of their big Mario Kart races.  It might not improve their reflexes, but at least they’ll smell fantastic.

KFC Is Releasing a Game Console That Will Also Keep Your Chicken Warm

KFC Gaming Console
(Cooler Master/KFC)

In the past, we’ve seen our fair share of strange combinations involving fast-food and video-games.  Burger King released Xbox 360 games with the purchase of a value meal.  McDonald’s released games on the NES and Sega Genesis.  Even KFC got in on the action and gave us “I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator” for free on PC.  If that last one wasn’t enough, now KFC is taking the Colonel’s brand a step further by releasing a high-powered video-game console that will also keep your chicken warm.

The KFConsole advertising campaign started back in June, but many didn’t believe it was real (for obvious reasons).  Now, it has become a reality and according to KFC “The console wars are over.”

KFC is partnering with global hardware manufacturer Cooler Master to develop the console.  On the official website, the description reads:

“The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.”

Not only that, but the console looks like a bucket of the famous chicken and has other features, including the patented “Chicken Chamber” which utilizes the systems natural heat and airflow system to keep your chicken warm, VR compatibility, and Ray-Tracing for those extra crisp(y) visuals.  No price or release date has been set, but we can only hope that the KFConsole will arrive sometime in 2021.  It’s also probably going to be harder to get a hold of than a PS5.

Can you imagine how greasy the controller is going to get if you’re munching on KFC while playing?  Definitely going to need lots of wet-naps for those long gaming sessions.

Pineapple on Pizza Is an Actual Crime in Cyberpunk 2077

Cyberpunk Pineapple Pizza
(Getty/ Juanmonino CD Projekt Red)

If you’ve always thought pineapple (or worse, kiwi) on pizza should be considered a crime, you’ll be happy to know that the Night City Police Department in CD Projekt Red’s new game Cyberpunk 2077 takes that offense very seriously.  The game exists in a vast city where all sorts of terrible things can happen, but I wasn’t aware pizza topping usage were amongst them.

Players have taken the time to look into some optional missions for NCPD’s “Most Wanted”, and they’ve discovered the worst of the bunch.  An Animal’s gang member named “Mauler” is wanted for “Illegal use of pineapple or pineapple-adjacent products (Pizza Desecration)”.

It is literally a crime in night city to put pineapples on your pizza. from cyberpunkgame


As if this game wasn’t already ridiculous enough with all the hilarious glitches and bugs that have plagued it since it launched on December 10th, I now know I can veer off the main story path and set out on a quest to apprehend a “pizza desecrator”.

Good thing I get bacon, mushroom, and green pepper on mine.  I’d be a model citizen in Night City.

Marvel’s “What if…?” Will Feature Chadwick Boseman’s Final Performance

Chadwick in What If?...
(Disney/Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)

Marvel’s Black Panther made a massive impact when it released in theaters back in 2018.  It inspired millions and solidified Chadwick Boseman as our King of Wakanda.  When he passed away on August 28th, 2020 after a secret four-year battle with colon cancer, Disney rightfully decided not to go ahead with replacing Boseman in a new Black Panther film.  While it is unfortunate we won’t see him take on the role of T’Challa on the big screen again, it’s nice to know we’ll at least get to hear him.  Disney has a big slate of Marvel shows lined up for Disney+ and one of the most interesting will feature Boseman’s voice talents.  The thing is though, he’ll be playing a different variation of the character you know him best for.

Marvel’s “What If…?” animated series toys with the idea of different scenarios that could have played out for Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.  The show will contain “all sorts of stories (that the MCU) couldn’t explore through live action” explains MCU mastermind Kevin Feige in an interview with Emmy Magazine.  According to Feige, Boseman “came in about four times and recorded numerous episodes.  In hindsight, it’s very moving.”

What’s interesting about Black Panther’s role in “What If…?” is this story asks the question “What if T’Challa was the one abducted by Yondu instead of Peter Quill and he ended up becoming Star Lord?” All of the stories have interesting concepts, but I’m very eager to see how this particular one plays out.  If you’ve watched the trailer, give it another look, because it’s great.

Also, if you pause it around the 1:46 mark, I’m pretty sure we see him talking to Howard the Duck.


Yeah, this is going to be awesome.

Marvel’s “What If…?” will premiere on Disney + in 2021

Genius Parents Hide PS5 in the One Place Their Teenagers Would Never Look

PS5 In Dishwasher

Trying to find the perfect place to hide your kid’s gifts can sometimes be difficult.  Trying to get them to do chores around the house, even more so.

My eleven-year-old daughter does this thing where I ask her to do something and she acknowledges me, but then she walks upstairs to her room.  It’s wonderful.  She has also started to get very nosey this year about where my wife and I have hidden her presents.  She slithers across the floor from room to room like The Grinch and has nearly discovered our secret present stash.  Now, just in the nick of time thanks to this Reddit post, myself and parents everywhere can use this Holy Grail of Christmas present hiding spots.

We know the teenage kids will never find it in here. from funny

These clever parents not only managed to snag the very popular PS5 for their teenagers this year, but they’ve got it snug and secure in the absolute last place any kid would dare look.  It’s genius.  I can’t believe it’s been staring me in the face the whole time.  Laundry baskets and washers and dryers could also work.

The possibilities are now limitless to where we can hide their gifts.  Vive la résistance!