Jordan Stratton

Jordan is one of those guys in his late 20s with a master's degree and no idea what he wants to do with his life. He eats an unhealthy amount of cereal, spends an irrational amount of time on the internet, and somehow swindled his way into a marriage with a beautiful wife who puts up with far too much nonsense. He would be delighted if you followed him on Twitter.

Video Of Dad’s DIY Zipline Ends About As Well As You’d Expect

Few things make a dad more proud than building something himself that, otherwise, would have cost him an arm and a leg at the store. Of course, when it comes to serious recreation/friggin’ ninja gear, maybe seek some outside advice.

Don’t get me wrong; the mechanics appear to be top notch. It’s the foresight and execution that need a little work.

Father has daughter test the new backyard zip-line.

Oh well. At least you saved those few extra bucks, right?

8-Year-Old Practices Headers With Dad’s Team… Real Madrid


When your father is Marcelo Vieira, professional football (soccer) player for one of the most prominent clubs in the world, it’s only natural that you’d want to follow in his footsteps.

Fortunately for 8-year-old Enzo, dad and the rest of the team are more than happy to let him spend time in the locker room, honing skills and making memories he’ll never forget.

Larry Nance Jr. Recreates His Father’s Iconic Dunk From 1984

(Getty/Kevork Djansezian)

During this year’s NBA Dunk Contest, Larry Nance Jr. of the Cleveland Caveliers donned a retro Phoenix Suns jersey with his father’s number and performed a near perfect reproduction of Larry Nance Sr.’s epic windmill dunk for 1984.

Larry Nance Jr. recreates his father’s dunk from 1984 from gifs

Nance Sr. was in attendence for the competition and could be seen looking proud as hell.

(Getty/Kevork Djansezian)

“Those are moments that I don’t know if any father or son has ever had,” Nance Jr. said after the contest. “To me, that’s the coolest part of it all. I’m already having several pictures blown up to be framed.”

Additionally, despite Nance Sr.’s number being retired in Cleveland, Nance Jr. was recently given special permission by the Cavs to wear 22—the number father and son have shared throughout their mutually impressive careers.

10 Hilarious Tweets Covering The Great Croc Debate

(Twitter/psybermonkey and Getty/NAKphoto)

Dads aren’t typically synonymous with fashion-forward trends, but according to sources (1, 2, 3), Crocs are about to make serious waves in the fashion scene this summer. Finally, we can all be chic and comfortable at the same time!

That being said, not quite everyone is on board with the rubbery clogs just yet. While pro- and anti-Croc arguments are being made all over the internet, folks over on Twitter are doing their best to inject a little humor into the situation.

Here are some of the funniest tweets from both sides of the aisle and everywhere in between.

The family legacy.

Nobody messes with that guy.

Even better.

Comfortable AND versatile.

Still worth it?

But what if I'm wearing socks with them?

A marvel of engineering.

Evolution doesn't care about your feelings.

The only 100% effective method.

The American dream.


Teacher Makes Himself Into Memes

(Facebook/David Red)

If you really want to connect with students and their generation, you have to be willing to speak their language.

And what language do they all speak?


Unwilling to put up with laziness and excuses, David Red has built a reputation for injecting a little humor into his students’ despair with some surprisingly accurate meme recreations, because what’s more motivating than getting trolled by a grown man in a costume?

Amazon Penguin Mask Solves Bedtime Headaches


Finding the perfect combination of bedtime stories, glasses of water, and tucking in that will actually get kids to go to sleep can be a daunting task.

Fortunately, according to this Amazon reviewer, the perfect tool for getting kids bedded down for the night has been found!


Don’t lie. You know you want to be King Penguin, too.

Feel like testing out this seemingly foolproof method yourself? Grab your own nightmare penguin mask here.


9 GIFs That Prove Bowling Isn’t For Everyone


Bowling: America’s Pastime!

No, wait. That’s baseball.

Bowling: The Sport of Kings!

Oh, that’s horse-racing?

Bowling: Oh cool, we can drink while we play.

There it is.

World Class Bowling from funny

Bowling fail from funny

To bowl from therewasanattempt

Stand in line at the bowling alley, WCGR? from Whatcouldgowrong

There was an attempt to bowl from therewasanattempt

Under the leg bowling shot from therewasanattempt

Bowling isn’t for everyone from funny

Bowling mishap from gifs

"I don’t always go bowling. But when I do…" from nevertellmetheodds


13 Of The Funniest Google Autocompletes

Whether you’re double-checking how to spell “definitely,” checking how many calories are in that quarter pounder, or proving your annoying coworker wrong (the 1996 Olympics was in Atlanta, Jeff. God, I hate you so much), Google is your best friend and confidant.

Well, sort of.

See, Google takes note of what others have searched and takes guesses as to what you want based on that information to help you out in your own quest for knowledge. This useful autocomplete search algorithm helps one to clarify exactly what they need, but it also reveals just how frickin’ weird people are.

Here are 13 of the funniest Google autocomplete options, courtesy of weird, stupid, and/or disturbed people around the world.

pregnant wife i

Word to the wise: Do NOT share this first one with your pregnant wife.

what happens

The same thing that happens when you use a mushroom in Mario Kart.

old people b

I’m all for alternative fuel sources, but I feel like we’ve crossed a line.

when will j

Jesus Christ, we’ve been waiting over an hour!

how to raise your

I don’t… I just… what??

what would happen if !

Pretty sure it’s The Santa Clause rules: You kill a ninja, you become a ninja.

there's a p

Nice try. If a platypus was controlling your mind, you wouldn’t be Googling it… unless it wanted you to Google it. Oh no, what if a platypus is controlling my mind and making write this list?

i pooped

The new Katy Perry parody? Not great, but not bad. 6/10

i like to t

Just because I don’t understand this doesn’t mean I don’t want to be a member of whichever church believes it.

can a human

No. Just, no.

Seriously. No.

i am extremely t

NEWSFLASH: People be racist. And sleepy.

dinosaurs we

Jokes on you CIA. That’s the only reason I want to time travel.

cats like

Wait, why is this one on the list? This is just common knowledge.



Rough Day? Here’s A List Of The Most Laughably Horrible Toilet Setups Ever


I’m no contractor, but I know the basics when it comes to installing a toilet: It needs to flush, you should be able to sit on it, and it probably shouldn’t go in the middle of a kitchen.

Unfortunately, according to @Miss_Powerhouse on Twitter, these simple rules aren’t always so obvious. She’s documented some of the most inconceivable commode configurations ever constructed and we don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

This Guy’s Penmanship Literally Improved My Mood


I’ve always thought my handwriting was decent. However, after stumbling upon Seb Lester’s work, I’ve realized my penmanship actually looks like I’m writing with a broken hand and my eyes closed while standing on a fault line during an earthquake.

Seriously, the guy borders on perfection. These might be the most satisfying videos you watch all week.

The penmanship of this writer (Seb Lester) from oddlysatisfying

#tbt 😊 Tag someone who’d like this.

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Oh, and just because we know our audience, here’s an extra vid of Seb drawing the perfect poop emoji.

#mood #poopart Tag somebody. 👍

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Want to see more? Check out Seb’s Instagram account here.

Dad Shaves Head To Match His Daughter

(YouTube/Hayes Family Vlog)

Getting a haircut isn’t typically a remarkable story, but this video of a California father’s haircut has gone viral as a heartwarming symbol of acceptance and love.

After an altercation with bullies, Zach Hayes asked his daughter, who has alopecia, if she would help shave his head to prove to her that hair doesn’t really matter.

I’m not crying… you’re crying.

Want to see more from Hayes family? Check out their family vlog here.