DAD GRADES: Vito Corleone, The Godfather

This week in Dad Grades, we look at the pros and cons of being raised by Don Vito Corleone from The Godfather. Is he a good dad? Give us your take in the comments!
Pro: Can afford to leave a lot of money under your pillow if you lose a tooth
Con: Might mistakenly leave a horse head out of habit
Pro: Owns the country’s largest olive oil importing company
Con: Will probably let the organized crime syndicate thing slip a few times during Career Day
Pro: Has the ability to make offers no one can refuse
Con: Your curfew negotiations as a teenager are now pretty one-sided
Pro: Throws you and your siblings beautiful, lavish weddings
Con: Wedding DJ only has a depressing pizzicato string cover of “Don’t Stop Believin’”
Pro: You’re part of a big, tight-knit family
Con: Heated Thanksgiving dinner political arguments, now with guns
Final Dad Grade: B+
