Dad pays the price for snooping in his teen’s stuff
Parents just don’t understand, the song goes. But sometimes that’s not so much the generation gap as the fact that some parents are just clueless. Combine that cluelessness with tendency to overreact, and you have one dad’s embarrassing story of discipline gone wrong.
Everyone has been busted by their parents for doing something embarrassing, but not everyone has had the luxury of being able to flip that embarrassment back onto their mom or dad.
But my girl @_emmiilly did. And it went viral.
Earlier this week, Emily posted a text conversation she’d had with her father after he’d snooped in her room while she was at a friend’s house. He found what he thought was contraband, and he immediately went to DefCon 5.
Dad found what he thought was a vibrator and prematurely went all Carrie’s mom on his poor daughter.
“This is disgusting…if you have these kinds of needs I suggest you don’t leave this shit laying around.”
Yeah, pervert! How dare you… charge your phone?
The alleged sex toy was merely a portable phone charger, to the chagrin of Dad and the delight of the internet.
Emily explained to her dad that it’s her phone charger that “I use at Disneyland” which, okay, then asked him why he was in her room in the first place. Dad attempted to escape the conversation that had quickly turned on him with this less than graceful reply, “Don’t tell your mom. Sorry, I needed Chapstick…btw, be safe when you come home.”
“This was so awkward omg my dad really assumed the worst,” she wrote on her tweet, which more than 37,000 people have since retweeted, many of whom wondered why a young woman’s use of a vibrator is “disgusting” and “the worst?”
Why does it matter if you have a vibrator either way? Lol
— heidvx (@Heidyibarra7) November 27, 2017
I’m so pressed. How r dildos disgusting tho? Like women have needs sorry to be the bearer of bad news
— Eli (@arianasdolly) November 27, 2017
If your dad thinks you’re never going to masturbate then he’s kind of naive
— Sanjati 🔮🎮 streaming MASS EFFECT (@stefsanjati) November 28, 2017
They’re right. Dad probably has bigger fish to fry, such as handling those chapped-ass lips of his. Luckily, it seems like he was able to.
Of course, this being the internet, an awkward story wouldn’t be complete without someone coming (sorry) along to out-awkward it. I apologize in advance for this:
Not as awkward and worst as when my uncle thought I was in a porno 🤦🏿♀️
— IAMTINAJAY (@All_AboutMe_) November 27, 2017