Dad’s Hilarious Craigslist Ad For Family Van Goes Viral

Selling a car is never a fun process. Selling a family car is never an easy process, especially a van that has been transporting a family of eleven around for the better part of a decade.

Rather than sugarcoat his pitch, the van’s owner laid out all the gruesome details in his hilarious Craigslist ad. The result is absolutely side-splitting, and the internet is eating it up.

Josh Wood, who lives in Amarillo, Texas, decided it was time to part with his 2005 Ford E350 XL Extended 15 passenger van. They’ve been through a lot together, and Josh laid it all out in his ad, from the van’s faulty speakers that now serve as something of a storage unit for all manner of kid-based treasures, to the once puke-covered seats and the numerous scratches and dents which Josh has no problem admitting are a result of his and his wife’s questionable driving skills.

Any parent can relate to at least some of the dad’s painfully honest description.

Some highlights:

  • The van is missing a speaker in the side door. My kids have been throwing random items in the speaker hole for years. So, you may end up with some very special treasures. Or really old chicken nuggets. Probably both.
  • When you open the side doors, the rubber door liner is detached in some places. It still does its job, but it looks stupid.
  • There’s a 20″ tv mounted to the ceiling. It works and is connected to an in-dash DVD player. This is a handy feature as it helps distract kids from the intermittent air conditioning and smell of decaying chicken nuggets.

Wood told WSET in Texas why he decided to take such a brutally honest approach to the ad.

“I knew how it was going to go,” Wood explained. “I was going to call somebody and they were going to come out, and I was going to be like, ‘Let me tell you all problems with it,’ and they were going to say, ‘Well, tell me all the other problems with it.'”

The funny dad decided to cut such inquiries off before they could be made. He even included a FAQ section, with information on the van’s maintenance history:

Q: “Have you performed all proper maintenance and religiously changed the oil every 3,000 miles?”

A: (laughter) No. No, I have not. Does this article make you feel better? It made me feel better.

The entire ad will make you feel better! Especially if you’re the new owner of the van – yes, the ad worked! – who not only knows exactly what he’s getting, but has a great story of how he got it to go along with it.

I don’t think that the front speakers work. Actually, just assume that they don’t. Better yet, if you’re wondering if some particular part of the van works, just assume it doesn’t work in the way that Ford originally intended it to work.

See the full ad – which multiple people have asked Wood to keep up – here!

Pro Photographer Dad Photoshops Son Into Epic Scenes


Adrian Sommeling is a Dutch commercial photographer and editor who creates advertising images for companies all over the world. In his free time, however, he prefers to use his expert image-manipulation skills to create fantasy photography.

The images he creates are truly amazing with a whimsical and dreamlike quality. And many of them feature his son who loves to cameo in his dad’s masterpieces. Whether he’s joyriding on the wing of an airborne airplane or cruising on a flaming bicycle like a la Ghost Rider, it’s hard to tell who is having more fun – father or son.


Want to see more of Adrian’s work? Check out his Instagram and Facebook.

Want to learn how to create your own awesome surreal images? Learn from Adrian himself by purchasing his tutorials on his website.

Dad and Kids Scrap Photo Session to Clean Beach

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A father’s plans for a scenic photo shoot with his sons was derailed by a beach littered with trash. So the trio performed a good deed and definitely didn’t let their time together go to waste.

John Horton and his sons, Jaime, 13, and Lewis, 9, headed to the beach to take a few photos by the ocean. Upon arrival they noticed their usual lovely seaside view was marred by garbage. Incensed and eager to restore the beach, they decided to scrap the photos and instead focus on cleaning up the beach.

Highschooler Jaime Horton told Isle of Thanet News, “It’s our home and we don’t want to see it in such a state.”

The list of items the family cleared was endless and unpleasant: glass bottles, silverware, broken pieces of plastic, plastic wrap, beach balls, soccer balls, plastic buckets, and used baby wipes.

“We just cleared the big bits and dangerous stuff, we couldn’t do anymore as we had all our camera equipment and only intended to take photos around the coast, but when we saw the beach that plan was instantly scrapped! If we had planned to do a beach clear up we would’ve taken the right stuff with us but as we didn’t we were limited,” said the elder Horton.

He speculated that it had been left behind by daytrippers who’d visited the beach on holiday and had little regard for the state they left it in. He thought their hometown should be charged for the mess they made.

“I think TDC should find out where they were from and charge their authority for the clean up.”

The town of Thanet was grateful for the family’s efforts. Councillor Jason Savage said: “Firstly our thanks must go to the young people for their time and effort in clearing the litter left on the beach. They are a credit to themselves and I will be contacting them to offer an opportunity to meet to extend my thanks in person.”

Dad Installs Defibrillator at School, Saves Son’s Life With It

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Most teens would be embarrassed if their dad worked at their school. But one teenager is incredibly lucky that his does.

Stuart Askew works as the premises manager at Steiner Academy in England where his 15-year-old son Ethan is a student. When Ethan suddenly collapsed into a former student’s arms during phys ed, his dad was on the scene to help. And thankfully so was a defibrillator

As luck would have it – the defibrillator had only recently arrived at the school after the British Heart Foundation approved their application for one

And It get’s even more astounding: Ethan’s dad installed it. 

“Literally two days before, I was sitting in the middle of the staff room putting the battery in it – and then the idea that the first person that it gets used on is actually my son… It’s staggering,” Stuart told BBC News.

Stuart was informed of his son’s collapse by a few classmates, and when he saw someone performing chest compressions on his son, he knew it was no run-of-the-mill sports injury.

“I’m a first-aider at school, and with the number of stubbed toes and things like that you get on a daily basis you don’t really worry when somebody says something like that – but I ran down to the field…As I was sprinting across, I realised somebody was doing chest compressions on him and it kind of takes a couple of seconds to realise what that truly means.”

He used the defibrillator on his own son, and saved his life.

“It was very scary, but as soon as I remembered we had a defibrillator I kind of didn’t doubt it would have an OK ending. It was a terrible and frightening experience but I never really had any doubt that that was it.”

Ethan was taken away in an ambulance and put into an induced coma so that doctors could perform surgery. Turns out he had a narrow artery that was having trouble delivering oxygen during exercise.

I don’t think Ethan has any issues with his dad working at his school anymore.

Father Figures: Make It Happen

“I was so beat down at my job that I was constantly thinking ‘What the hell’s wrong with me?’ and ‘Why do I feel like I’m failing?’ and ‘Why can’t I do this?’ And realizing that I was thinking like that hurt even worse because we just had our first child and I should have had ALL the awesome feels in the world.

I’d go into work every day at 6:30am and come home around 6:30pm, including weekends. And even when I came home, I was never really home. In my mind, I was still at work worrying about things I didn’t get done and constantly responding to work emails and text messages, all while thinking the negative thoughts I mentioned above.

This state of mind wasn’t just hurting me; my wife and child suffered. My wife because I’d barely talk to her as I sat on the sofa lost in my thoughts. My baby girl because I’d never have any energy left for her when I got home. I’d hold her, but mentally I just wasn’t there, all while she was beginning to develop a little personality and relationship with her dad. And I was missing it.

I was so conflicted because I really wanted to leave my job in order to be there for my family, financially, mentally and physically, but I needed the job to support my family. I couldn’t have one without the other, but I couldn’t suffer through one more day at work. Something had to give.

It sure as hell was NOT going to be my family. The family that my wife and I worked so hard to build was NOT going to be an afterthought. The job wasn’t worth losing them. I’d rather be living in a box on the street with a happy family than have money and feel terrible.

After an incident at work that finally broke this camel’s back, a three-minute phone call changed my life. I called my wife, wracked with fear and guilt, finally admitting (about my job), “This is it. I’m done. I’m so sorry for this, but I can’t do it anymore.” And the next words I heard from my wife changed me forever: “Don’t be sorry. I see what this job is doing to you every day, and your daughter can sense it, too. This isn’t worth what it’s doing to you. We’ll be okay. We’ll figure this out.”

So with the support of my wife, and knowing that I could start fresh with my daughter, I went straight to HR and asked to file for my own termination, effective immediately.

As I said my goodbyes to the coworkers I was going to miss, I walked out of the building flushed with adrenaline, feeling immediate panic and regret about what I had just done. I got into my truck to drive home and instantly started dry heaving from the stressful thoughts of what’s to come. I called my wife back, asking her a million times if I’d done the right thing, if I’d made a mistake. No matter how many times I’d ask, she’d always patiently say “You did the right thing.”

But I still wasn’t convinced… until my daughter came home from the sitter.

One look into her eyes with my new found sense of freedom and I knew everything was going to be alright, because we were together. I’d do anything for this little girl, but it had to start by being there for her. And I’ve never stopped since that moment.

After a small amount of time and personal reflection, I’ve moved on to an amazing job with an incredible company, and now I’m really happy. At work AND at home.

For those who are reading this and are feeling (in any way) like how I described above, this is what I have to say to you:

That was the single hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life. To walk away from something I needed and into an uncertain future was terrifying! But I had the support of my wife and child to assure me that when there’s a will for a better ‘you,’ there’s a way to make it happen.

This concept doesn’t have to apply to a work scenario. If there is something about yourself that you want to change so bad, but can’t find the courage to do, look DEEP inside you to find that one reason, no matter how small of a reason it may seem, and FIGHT like hell to bring it to the surface. If you don’t have the strength by yourself to fight for it, lean on someone close to you and have them help you. If you feel like you’re fighting alone, read this post again from the beginning and realize that you are NOT alone.

Just. Fight. Like. Hell. But fight for a reason you believe in.

– Robert “Tony” Miller

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