I Texted My Wife Jaden Smith Tweets For Nearly Two Years With No Explanation

One day in spring 2016, I began randomly texting Jaden Smith tweets to my wife with no explanation. Over nearly 2 years, I sent her over 50 Jaden Smith tweets.
Here are some of my favorites…
May 26, 2016

Ah, the one that started it all. Not sure what’s funnier, that she never asked me about it again, or that she thought I was sending this to someone else? Who would I send this to? If I sent it to someone else, would it be LESS weird?
June 1, 2016

She has tiny little arms. Probably can’t do any pull ups. That’s why she didn’t respond.
July 1, 2016

I think it was about this time that she confronted me in person.“It doesn’t make sense,” she said.“
Just because you don’t understand it, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t make sense!” I shouted and walked out of the room.
She never confronted me about them again.
July 20, 2016

Early on I made a decision not to alter the tweets in any way, which meant leaving that first letter capitalized. Maybe it was a give away? Maybe not. But I’m very method. I’m the Daniel Day-Lewis of text message pranks.
July 28, 2016

“K…any who’s”
August 8, 2016

It’s fun teen slang that means I’ll finish the mirror framing project this weekend.
December 27, 2016

“Not the answer i was looking for… Speaking of treadmills…”
January 4, 2017

Nobody actually calls me Scoop Life. ????
February 9, 2017

“I dunno. Maybe?”
March 13, 2017

I told her I dropped the needle on the record industrial complex for the 5th time this month while I bathed in sorbet. WHO JUST LETS THAT GO?
July 13, 2017

I sent this one on our 10th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. Probably won’t see 11. She’s gonna divorce me.
December 28, 2017

Just a lil math laundry. K
January 22, 2018

#CoolTapeVol2
February 7, 2018

On February 7, 2018, I left on a business trip. But the weather was bad so I was stuck on the tarmac for 2 hours. So I decided to end Jaden Tweet Texts once and for all.
First, I sent her the video that is currently Jaden’s pinned tweet…
February 7, 2018

…and another strange image he posted.
February 7, 2018

I decided to spell it out. “Yep, I just ignore it”
February 7, 2018

“so random and anti climatic” is the story of my life… and Jaden Smith’s tweets.
Please take a moment to text a loved one a Jaden Smith tweet with no explanation. Screenshot the results and email [email protected]. I’d love to see it.