
Without being able to go to bars and restaurants and concerts and sporting events, thanks to the coronavirus, most of us are stuck inside all day long without a lot to do. We’re forced to Netflix and chill ourselves into oblivion, which, thankfully, the various streaming services are more than happy to help us do.
There’s only so many times we can re-watch Tiger King before we find ourselves searching for different ways to pass the time.
One man has found a heroic way to do just that, by launching an investigation into one of the enduring mysteries of our time: where did Triscuits get their name?
His name is Sage Boggs, and his Twitter bio reads, simply, “Triscuit guy.” He certainly lives up to that description with this thread, which he started by saying “OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.”
And talk about Triscuit he did.
OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit. pic.twitter.com/Tg7334OSbc
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
He begins by explaining how he became interested in tracing the origins of the popular cracker’s name.
Several years ago I was at a party (BRAG!), and I spotted a box of Triscuits. I asked everyone, “What does the word ‘Triscuit’ mean? It’s clearly based on the word “BISCUIT,” but what does the “TRI” mean?” (I’m great at parties.)
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
He quickly discovered that there was no definitive answer.
The consensus was that “TRI” means three. Maybe “three layers” or “three ingredients.” No one knew for sure, though, so I Googled it. But here’s the thing — Google didn’t seem to have an official answer, either. Just more guesses.
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
So he reached out to Nabisco, to hear it from the horse’s mouth. But what he learned was… unsettling. Not only did Nabisco themselves not know where the name came from, they immediately refuted the seemingly obvious assumption that the “tri” in Triscuits means “three” or something.
So we went straight to the source. We emailed Nabisco. And the response we got a few days later shook us to the core. Here it is: pic.twitter.com/Ks1gmaIQXj
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
Sage was not satisfied.
“The “TRI” does not mean 3.” How… how do they know what it DOESN’T mean, but NOT know what it DOES mean? HOW??
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
In fact, he was left with more questions.
Also, “No business records survived”? What the HELL happened at the Triscuit factory? Did the building explode? Did someone run out of the doors and yell “It doesn’t mean THREE!” right before perishing in a giant blaze?
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
He kept digging.
I was baffled. And I couldn’t stand not knowing. So I did a little sleuthing online, and stumbled on some early Triscuit advertisements. Take a look at these bad boys: pic.twitter.com/jbeBUmjeCF
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
And he discovered the truth.
In the early 1900’s, Triscuit was run out of Niagara Falls. And their big selling point? Being “baked by electricity.” They were “the only food on the market prepared by this 1903 process.” Look at the lightning bolts! And that’s when it clicked–
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
The answer will shock you!
Elec-TRI-city Biscuit
TRISCUIT MEANS “ELECTRICITY BISCUIT”
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
After Sage published his findings, Triscuits themselves finally weighed in, confirming Sage’s research.
We did it, folks. WE DID IT. https://t.co/ZvxasdiNV0
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020
No, living under quarantine is no fun. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be productive! Sage Boggs hero dug deep and uncovered a mystery. We salute you.
TRISCUIT MEANS “ELECTRICITY BISCUIT”
Who knew?!