Some things you see, you can’t unsee

Pregnancy is a magical time. For men. For women it’s often hell on earth. Which is probably why they like to get maternity photos taken, so they can look back and remind themselves never to get pregnant again.

Unfortunately for one expecting mom, she forgot the photographer was coming! But rather than waste the session, her husband stepped in, using his fast food gut in lieu of their baby.

The results are less than appetizing.

Nick Roberts wasn’t about to let the photographer go home empty-handed, so when his girlfriend forgot she had scheduled her maternity shoot and made other plans, he stepped in to save the day. In order to simulate the optimal conditions for a pregnancy-based photo shoot, Nick stopped by McDonald’s beforehand and let his burger bloat stand in for the bundle of joy.

Nick explained the circumstances in his Facebook post with the photos.

“My girlfriend was supposed to have maternity photos taken one day but she forgot and made other plans, so the photographer just did them with me instead. I felt it was only right to at least try to look a little pregnant, so we grabbed some McDonald’s and off we were.”

While the resulting gut could only take his pregnancy ploy so far, he admits that he felt at least some of the discomfort and nausea his pregnant partner does.

“If I’m being completely honest, the setting, the occasion, the awful cramps from the double cheeseburgers, it all brought me so much closer to the pregnancy.”

How did he think it compared to the real thing?

“Now, I’ll never know what being in labor feels like, but i feel in my heart it can’t be too far away from eating A LOT of fast food. I’m truly blessed to have had this eye-opening experience. #theresbeautyinallofus #livelaughlove #fitfam”

He totally nails the romantic poses typically used in these kinds of shoots, and something tells me he probably experienced a little bit of morning sickness afterwards. Happily, that discomfort is being assuaged by the internet’s rapturous response to his photos, as they’ve received over 128,000 likes and been shared almost 90,000 times.

I hope his girlfriend likes them. And that the photographer was adequately compensated!

“These beautiful photos were all masterfully taken by none other than the great Stephen Cwiok, a true artist.”

“My dad has always been, and always will be, my rock and my idol.

He realized at a young age his passion for painting, and despite knowing that finances might not be easy, he pursued his dream, earned a degree in Fine Arts, and became an amazing landscape painter. He taught me how to paint, the beauty of art and nature, and the value of creativity. He also taught me morality.

I used to ask my dad advice on what to choose for a career and he always said I could do whatever I wanted, but the most important rule is that no matter where I go or what I do, I need to be kind to people. I hold this rule close to my heart, and while I occasionally slip up, I try to stay positive, open-minded, and forgiving of others.

Growing up, a number of people, including teachers, questioned my desire to pursue a career as a doctor. They suggested nursing instead, an incredibly valuable field in its own right, but not what I wanted for myself. I brushed their comments off, but I noticed.

I never heard any such suggestions from my father. He supported me and encouraged my leadership, passion, and teamwork skills. I finished medical school last year, am currently working as a resident doctor, and will be be graduating in just over a year, on my way independent practice.

I could never have done it without my parents. Love you, Dad!”

– Kaye Faulder

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In the era of the coronavirus, things that we used to do every single day without a second thought have had to get a complete overhaul. Restaurants are serving patrons in rubber bumper tables, tennis players are being instructed to kick some balls. Things are extremely confusing right now, and there’s no guidebook for navigating this new reality we’re faced with.

Graduates around the world are being hit with the reality that the celebration of their accomplishments just isn’t going to happen this year in the way they had anticipated. For high school students, this meant no prom, and no ceremonial walk across the stage in front of friends and family to accept their diploma (unless you’re this lucky grad who got a private graduation ceremony that puts some actual convocations to shame). For Nathanial Moore, a recent graduate of the University of Vermont, graduation meant the opportunity to make a difference.

Moore, a physician assistant, saw firsthand just how desperately frontline workers needed PPE. Moore also saw firsthand just how useless his graduation gown was, a gown that he’d never get to wear. With a stroke of genius, Moore solved both problems with one brilliant solution – he started an initiative called Gowns 4 Good which upcycles graduation gowns and turns them into much-needed PPE.

Our @somegoodnews today: these photos from @_VisitingAngels, where #healthcareworkers lacking #PPE now have donated graduation gowns (#Gowns4Good!) to better protect themselves + their patients.

Help more healthcare workers by donating a graduation gown @ https://t.co/sk9zgkX1sp pic.twitter.com/Y58AbnlFe2

— Gowns4Good (@Gowns4Good) May 3, 2020

According to the website, “Graduation gowns are more effective than other PPE alternatives given their length, sleeves, and easy zippered access”. Some hospitals are so desperate and under-resourced that they are using things like garbage bags as PPE (and if you’ve ever had a garbage bag explode all over your feet like some kind of sewage balloon, you know they cannot be trusted). Some are getting creative and designing their own 90’s inspired PPE. Basically, everyone is grasping at straws in an attempt to stay safe while continuing to do life-saving work.

Moore was horrified at the thought of his colleagues, friends, and other medical professionals around the world working without the proper protection. In just over a month, he has collected over 10,000 graduation gowns for hospitals in need with more coming in every day.

Gowns 4 Good isn’t picky about the gowns it takes in as long as they’re in decent condition. If you still have your 1972 graduation gown sitting in the back of your closet, first of all, it may be time to clean up just a little. Second of all, you can donate it to Gowns for Good and make a difference to a medical worker in an in-need hospital of your choice. You can keep the cap though, you may need it for crashing your wife’s Zoom calls.

It doesn’t get much better than a beer in one hand, hot dog in the other. (Unless it’s in your pillow.) It’s basically “10 and 2” for cookouts. But haven’t you ever wished that perhaps, someday, maybe we could combine the two? No? Never even crossed your mind? That actually sounds sort of gross to you?

Well, too bad. Because Sheetz, a popular convenience store/restaurant based in Pennsylvania, has rolled out a limited edition craft beer that’s brewed with, yes, hot dog.

Last summer, Sheetz got together with Rusty Rail Brewing to release its first store-brand beer, Project Coffee Hopz, brewed with their very own Sheetz Brothers Sumatra coffee beans.

Later in August, they broke ground with Project Blueberry Muffinz, which is exactly what it sounds like. A morning beer if we’ve ever seen one.

But Sheetz has really outdone themselves this year. Teaming up with Pennsylvania’s own Neshaminy Creek Brewing, they rolled out a brand new ABV India Pale Ale. Light. Crisp. Dry-hopped with Nugget and Centennial hops.

Oh, and hot dogs. They tossed a bunch of Sheetz brand hot dogs in the brew kettle. Yep.

Introducing…

PROJECT HOP DOGZ

The beer, described by Sheetz as “refreshing and dry, with delicate hop flavors of citrus and pine,” hit shelves at 128 locations across Pennsylvania this memorial day weekend.

“Don’t worry, the beer does not taste like hot dogs!” reassures Neshaminy’s head brewer, Jason Ranck. “We thought it was just a fun concept and the perfect beer for pairing with Sheetz Hot Dogz and warm-weather activities.”

Sheetz and Neshaminy’s hope to spread some much-needed good energy with this otherworldly concoction. “[It’s] a surprise that’ll engender smiles, laughter, and conversation—something we could all use more of right now,” Jason continued.

Very touching. Cheers to these innovators. Now back to the lab. August is just around the corner and we still don’t have a beer that tastes like new car smell.

Click here to see if Project Hop Dogz is available near you. And remember, dog responsibly.

There are few creators out there like George Lucas. An experimental filmmaker who helped launch the blockbuster era with his groundbreaking space fairytale, Lucas will forever be revered as the man who created Star Wars, the most enduring pop-culture franchise of the past 50 years.

He’ll also forever be vilified as the man who ruined it, by having Han shoot first, by inexplicably adding a musical number to Return of the Jedi, and for creating the sequels. Lucas, perhaps tired of being attacked by increasingly rabid fans, sold Star Wars to Disney, and for a while, people seemed happy. Until The Last Jedi, and Solo, and The Rise of Skywalker soured many fans on the new Star Wars too.

When your story gets this huge, there’s simply no pleasing everyone.

Disney keeps trying though, clearly tailoring some of ROTS’ moments to fans upset by Rian Johnson’s radical changes in TLJ, and with The Mandalorian, the Star Wars universe’s first live-action TV show. It was recently announced that the second season of the Disney+ show will fill in some of the backstory surrounding Emperor Palpatine’s resurrection and that it will feature Boba Fett, another character long-thought vanquished in Return.

Some of these new ideas seem like they couldn’t possibly have Lucas’s blessing, but it turns out it’s not that simple.

Lucas is actually fine with Boba Fett having survived the Sarlacc pit, and even told an old colleague as much, as that colleague revealed in a Reddit AMA.

Yes, he does. I have been in meetings with George where he confirms that Fett survived. If it comes from George then it’s true!

But the man who created the Jedi, the Death Star, and midichlorians, is less down with the Emperor’s return.

Years ago, Ian McDiarmid, who has played Senator Palpatine/the Emperor across all 9 movies, admitted that Lucas once told him that the Emperor was indeed dead at the end of Return. Although, Lucas also allowed for one possibility: that the Emperor could be cloned back to life. Which is indeed what happened in the last movie – or so we’ve been told via other means.

Star Wars has been out of its creator’s hands for some time now, but he will never fully be free of it. And based on some of the “new” ideas at play in a galaxy far far away, the feeling is mutual.

Championship rings are one of the great traditions in sports. Sure, they mostly all look the same in the end, just a massive collection of diamonds around the team name and year, but the Washington Nationals have something on their championship rings that no other team can claim: Baby Shark.

Yep, the 2019 World Series Champions unveiled their ring design earlier this week, and it was mostly standard fare. More than 100 diamonds, some rubies, the players’ numbers, and etched on the inside of the ring…Baby Shark holding up the championship trophy. ‘’

The @Nationals unveiled their WS rings. 🔥

(via @jostens) pic.twitter.com/92Rp7DRVpa

— MLB (@MLB) May 25, 2020

The @Nationals having baby shark on their World Series ring is simply amazing pic.twitter.com/VhZAgyMCS3

— Junne Alcantara (@jjalcantara) May 25, 2020

Baby Shark became a fan favorite once Gerardo Parra started using the internet’s favorite song for his walk-up music. It became an unofficial anthem for the Nationals as they marched through the MLB playoffs en route to their World Series win.

The ring also features the team’s slogan of “Go 1-0 Everyday.” But let’s be honest, as the franchise fondly remembers their first World Series, they won’t remember that. They will remember the summer of Baby Shark, and will doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo their way to reliving an incredible run.

I’ve never seen a challenge my kids were more destined to fail.

Recently, social media has been circulating something called “the Fruit Snack Challenge,” and it exploded in popularity after a few celebrities posted the results of their children’s attempts.

The challenge is as follows: parents put a bowl of fruit snacks, or candy, or something equally enticing, in front of their toddler, and then warn them not to eat any until they get back from the other room. Needless to say, not every child manages to resist. Frankly, I’m astonished any child is able to hold off!

Kylie Jenner explains to her daughter that she can have three chocolates from an enormous bowl, but only after she Mommy from the bathroom. The adorable little Stormi steels herself for the challenge, and when she senses her resolve crumbling, she even employs a little sing-songy hack to maintain her composure. Impressive. Most impressive!

 

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Things don’t go quite so smoothly for Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade’s cute kid, who barely waited for Mom to stop talking to pounce:

 

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We couldn’t resist the #FruitsnackChallenge but we had to challenge @kaaviajames with her favorite snack @bitsysbrainfood … You already know 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣 #WCE

A post shared by Gabrielle Union-Wade (@gabunion) on May 13, 2020 at 12:12pm PDT

Musician Thomas Rhett’s daughter powered through:

 

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After pool hair, ballet outfit & #toddlerchallenge 🌈💕 #soBERYpatient

A post shared by Lauren Akins (@laur_akins) on May 16, 2020 at 3:25pm PDT

With those videos going viral, it didn’t take long for non-celebs to tempt their kids, with varying degrees of success:

My baby solid as they come 🥴😂 “daddy’s coming” #fruitsnackchallenge pic.twitter.com/ut3lQkwpDR

— Xhris ♛ (@omerta_489) May 9, 2020

My twins hilariously failed the fruit snack challenge… 😂😂 #everythingsfine pic.twitter.com/ZYR0Cpa79C

— Lisa Larkin (@LisaLar02648225) May 24, 2020

A few people even tried it with their dogs!

I tried the fruit snack challenge with my dogs & Yami has surprisingly evolved into a completely different dog pic.twitter.com/J3Qq6kM7Zt

— nail queen🤧😤‼️💅🏽 (@taylormcgayhee) May 18, 2020

And then Cookie Monster got in on the action:

Do you think your kids could pass the test?

Drive-in movie theaters are a hot commodity these days.

Staples of yesteryear, those parking lots where people gathered in their cars to watch a movie, together, but apart, have largely vanished from the country. By the time I was a kid in the mid-80s, the one drive-in theater that existed in my town was mostly known for hosting a local flea market, and I didn’t actually attend a drive-in movie until a few years ago, on vacation.

Nowadays, with real movie theaters being shuttered to help flatten the curve and limit the spread of the coronavirus, drive-in movies are seeing something of a resurgence. It’s a way for people to get outside (in their cars) and be social (while socially distancing), which is a bit of a rarity itself during the quarantine. The problem is, the facilities don’t exist anymore. Yet.

The Miami Dolphins, one of the most storied franchises in the history of the NFL, boasting both the league’s only undefeated season (17-0!) and its best quarterback of all-time (Marino baby!), are helping change that, at least in the short term. They’re converting their dormant stadium into a drive-in movie theater.

The NFL’s off-season has been suspended, and the regular season is in doubt as sports leagues across the world try to figure out the most responsible ways to resume play without endangering their players and fans. This means Hard Rock Stadium, where the Dolphins play, is currently not being used. Which makes it a perfect place to put on a movie!

“We’ve spent several weeks planning this to be able to provide people with a safe option to go out and enjoy movies, classic Dolphins content, concerts, and celebrate 2020 graduates,” said Miami Dolphins and Hard Rock Stadium Vice Chairman and CEO Tom Garfinkel in a press release. “It’s a fundamental human need to physically experience and celebrate events and experiences together, and we’re trying to provide options for everyone where they can be safely socially distant and socially present at the same time.”

The Miami Herald reported that the Dolphins are using their stadium to show movies in two different ways that are suited to social distancing. The two “Outdoor Theaters” will include an open-air theater and a drive-in theater, via which they’ll present classic movies and “classic Miami Dolphins content,” the majority of which will surely be from the 70s and 80s and also will include some future footage from the 2020s when Tua suits up and we go undefeated again FINS UP!

The stadium will house 230 cars, you can order food and drink, and restrooms will be open. Regardless of who you root for, it sounds like a really cool idea, and probably the most fun Dolfans will have in their football stadium in quite some time. No schedule is available just yet, but you can sign up for alerts at hardrockstadium.com/theater.

Come with me to a simpler time. It was only a few years ago, before the coronavirus, before another election was looming, before the Snydercut became real. It was just after Justice League had hit theaters and performed not so well, and it seemed Zack Snyder’s grip on DC’s movie universe was loosening, as were Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill’s roles as Batman and Superman.

Affleck did indeed leave the superhero universe, but Snyder’s demise may have been exaggerated – especially if next year’s HBO Max Snydercut performs well. And now it seems that Henry Cavill may not be done portraying the Man of Steel either.

Yesterday, news surfaced that Cavill was in negotiations to reprise his role as Superman, only, and somewhat strangely, not in a Superman movie. Talks have centered around Cavill appearing in other DCEU movies, like Shazam 2 (which featured a Cavill cameo that ended up being cut to remove his actual face), Black Adam, and Aquaman 2.

Deadline broke the news, emphasizing that Superman won’t be in Wonder Woman 1984 or Suicide Squad 2, and isn’t set to appear in Matt Reeves’s forthcoming The Batman. Beyond that, it sounds like Cavill could be coming back as Superman in future DCEU films.

On one hand, this makes sense. One of the problems the DCEU has had is forcing characters together before they’ve had a chance to breathe on their own, and having a new actor play Superman in small parts before he’s been introduced in a standalone Superman movie would be awkward at best and confusing at worse. That said, it seemed that, with the success of Wonder Woman and Aquaman, Warner Bros. was moving away from Zack Snyder’s darker vision, and retaining Henry Cavill – not to mention releasing the Snydercut – may be an indication that they aren’t entirely ready to change course.

More news is sure to come, especially since none of these movies can start – or resume – production until Hollywood is out from under COVID-19. No word yet on whether the mustache will make an appearance…

Rob Liefeld is certainly a polarizing figure in the comic world. The co-creator of Deadpool has been praised and criticized in equal measure since gaining prominence in the 90s. But one thing you can say about him is he doesn’t adhere to the corporate soundbites that often plague public figures. He’s been extremely vocal about his grievance towards Disney (and, in turn, Marvel) since they purchased the rights for Deadpool from Sony. Here’s what he had to say in regards to a third Deadpool movie.

I blame Marvel…blame Marvel that that hasn’t happened yet. They are the reason it isn’t happening. Whatever conundrum or it didn’t fit into your master plan, just commission it. Okay, commission it.

He went on in another interview:

Do I know that there is no movement on a Deadpool 3 right now? I know that. Yes. And does that worry me? No. Not at all. What I did was I answered a question honestly. And what I learned this week is just lie. Just tell people everything is lollipop and unicorns and rainbows and you’ll be better off in your life because people want to be lied to. Just because some guy goes, ‘Yeah, We’re still moving along’ that’s code for ‘There’s nothing to see here.’

So in case his views on the matter weren’t adequately explained, Liefeld took to his Instagram to share a very cryptic piece of fan art that has us all scratching our heads. What could it mean???

It took us a while to really break down this image, but it appears that Deadpool has shot the beloved character of Micky Mouse…through the forehead….and seems to be holding him upside down by the tail. If you really look closely you can see the blood pouring out of the Disney character’s (that part is important) head.

We don’t want to be presumptuous or anything, but our gut tells us that Rob Liefeld is expressing some sort of, we’ll call it dissatisfaction, towards Disney. (Please chime in the comments below if we are missing some sort of deeper message.)

Liefeld has also taken to Twitter to point out how bad COVID-19 must be hurting Disney for them to re-open their parks at reduced capacity:

You gotta know how bad Disney is hurting that it’s going to attempt this. The parks are 41% of their total earnings. https://t.co/bCHH89eRpR

— robliefeld (@robertliefeld) May 27, 2020

Whether or not this will affect the movement of Deadpool 3 is unclear. According to Liefeld there is no movement on Deadpool 3 even though it has already been confirmed to be in the works—and with an R-rating. Ryan Reynolds has also been optimistic. In an interview with Jimmy Fallon, Reynolds said:

“Deadpool was Fox and now it’s in the hands of Marvel over there at Disney… I see infinite possibility in either version. If Deadpool were to be in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I think it would be explosive and amazing. What a sandbox to play in. If Deadpool continued to get to just do his own thing and be his own thing, also just infinite possibilities.”

So it appears the whole project is still very much up in the air. We’ll definitely keep you updated on further developments.