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Why cram your baby into a boring and uncomfortable high chair when he or she can dine in true Imperial style?
Art director and designer Matthew Regonini built his son a detailed Star Wars themed high chair that looks like an AT-ST walker and it is incredible.
Feel like taking a shot at your own Imperial walker baby furniture? Check out Matthew’s video detailing how he made this piece.
The brains of parents nationwide collectively melted this past weekend thanks to the #TurkeyChallenge prank. Twitter users were tasked with texting their parents “how long do I microwave a 25lb turkey for?” and then encouraged to post a screenshot of the response. Here’s some of our favorite reactions and the explosive twist ending to this viral saga.
When you’ve suffered a lifetime of dumb questions.
Ask my dad how to microwave a Turkey. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/QGQZJYsSHQ
— C.P. (@CPblazin) November 17, 2018
Cold.
Tried the whole ask your mom how long to microwave a 25lb turkey for…. this is what I got🙂🙂🙂 #blessed pic.twitter.com/J9n2TegNP3
— Christina Leonardo (@chriiistina12) November 16, 2018
Tag-team disappointment.
Soo I’m not sure how well this #TurkeyChallenge went, but here you guys go😂😂 it’s worth reading it🙄😭 pic.twitter.com/mdulHosCqK
— Edmond JBeily (@EdmondJbeily) November 16, 2018
Score!
I was joking with my family and texted them asking how long to microwave a whole turkey for. My mom freaked out, but she didn’t even call me to discuss… she just bought a ham and overnighted it from Miami to Memphis. This joke went extremely well for me!!🤣❤️🍖 pic.twitter.com/YmwT2siJUm
— Alexa Lorenzo (@ALorenzoFOX13) November 16, 2018
And finally, a dad who gets it.
#TurkeyChallenge FAIL pic.twitter.com/BYqtWTERGG
— Julia (@juliaaschwartz) November 17, 2018
Then this person makes an explosive claim:
I don't get the #TurkeyChallenge. My mom has been microwaving our Thanksgiving turkey my entire life. Juiciest Thanksgiving turkey ever! These from a couple years ago pic.twitter.com/Jfhfx0JASu
— Dersh (@MSUDersh) November 18, 2018
…and follows it up with cooking instructions?!
Asked her about it earlier today, close call glad she measured the microwave. Pretty straightforward recipe everyone should try lol pic.twitter.com/wt6BQCjDkq
— Dersh (@MSUDersh) November 18, 2018
Even Butterball recommends microwaved Turkeys!
Geoff, we recommend only cooking up to a 12 lb. turkey in the microwave.
— Butterball (@butterball) November 16, 2018
Then another user provided more specific directions from a vintage microwave cook book:
I tried the #TurkeyChallenge with my mother, expecting her to be horrified. Nope, she just asked if my oven was broken, then sent me the actual instructions from an original 1988 microwave cookbook 😂 FYI the answer for a 25lb turkey in this microwave was 4-6 hours 😬 pic.twitter.com/vWvBX179K2
— Claire G (@AuthorClaireG) November 17, 2018
Turns out it will take 4-6 hours to cook a 25lb turkey in the microwave. Who knew?
Hosting Thanksgiving dinner is no easy feat. Just the thought of it gives me stress and I have a small family. But sometimes, not hosting Thanksgiving dinner can be even worse.
That’s what Scott Macaulay found out in 1985. His parents had gotten divorced and family relations were strained, so he was preparing himself to eat Thanksgiving dinner all by himself in his lonely apartment outside Boston. And then he had an idea.
He took out an ad in the Melrose Free Press, his local newspaper, and asked for 12 strangers to join him for the holiday feast.
“I knew that I couldn’t be the only one in this situation,” Scott, a divorced vacuum cleaner repairman, told the Washington Post. “There had to be at least a dozen people out there who didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving Day alone.”
He was right, although he was off by a bit.
Since that first Thanksgiving 33 years ago, Scott has continued to invite anyone and everyone for dinner, asking them to RSVP via an office phone number he lists in the paper, and plenty of them do. He hosts 60 to 100 people everywhere, but not in his home, thankfully. After his oven broke one year, he moved the dinner to Melrose’s Green Street Baptist Church, which has continued to host it, for free, ever since.
Scott buys everything himself, insisting that to do otherwise “would take away the spirit of it.” The menu hits around $1000 and includes four large turkeys, multiple pies, and all the typical sides, from sweet potatoes, stuffing, and mashed potatoes with gravy to butternut squash and cranberries. But Scott’s Thanksgiving is about more than the hearty meal.
“This isn’t about the food, though,” Macaulay said. “It’s about having a place to go. Silence is unbearable, especially on Thanksgiving. My goal is always to replicate the feeling of having a nice dinner in somebody’s home.”
For thirty-two years, he’s been doing just that.
On one occasion his mom and dad both showed up. Macaulay’s mother was dying of breast cancer and wanted to be with family. As did his father.
“There they were, sitting on the couch together,” he said, “holding each other’s hand, years after their divorce. I can still see them sitting there. That’s a happy memory.”
His 22 year-old son, Walter, pitches in every year to help serve and clean up. He’s also the designated turkey carver, of course.
Here’s a video that celebrated the 27th year of his Thanksgiving tradition:
Gobble gobble! Set the table, loosen your belt, and prepare the mute button for that one scene you forgot was in Planes, Trains, and Automobile, because we’ve got 12 hilarious tweets for you to be thankful for.
If you’re not hosting, we wish you safe travels.
Just a reminder from a dad, if you plan on traveling for Thanksgiving you should probably head to the airport today.
— Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) November 10, 2017
If you are hosting, we applaud your courage.
I love Thanksgiving. Can’t wait to slave for hours over a meal my kids will rudely reject in front of relatives who are judging my parenting
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) November 16, 2016
Preparation is key.
Make sure your children leave cookies and gravy out on Thanksgiving Eve for Guy Fieri when he sneaks in your house to stuff the turkey.
— Chad Opitz (@chadopitz) November 26, 2015
Always remember the reason we celebrate.
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is when multiple families come together to argue over the pronunciation of pecan pie.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 20, 2016
Show special thanks to those who make the holiday possible.
If a turkey is being a dick to you sometime in the next couple of days, just let it slide, man.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) November 20, 2012
Or don’t.
stand up at the Thanksgiving table and whisper to the turkey “Hey Glen, sorry but I warned you not to fuck with me…” then sit back down
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) November 25, 2014
There’s a good chance your kids are gonna be picky.
Who’s excited to watch their kid eat one roll and 8 black olives for Thanksgiving dinner?
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 20, 2017
But the apple pie doesn’t fall far from the tree.
If the cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like the can it came in, get it the hell off my thanksgiving table.
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) November 26, 2015
Try your best to watch what you eat.
Thanksgiving Pro Tip:
Never eat any food offered to you by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a cookie, or piece of candy, but it’s actually the flu.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 22, 2017
But no pressure to keep active.
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is watching someone else do the dishes.
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) November 20, 2017
So kick back in that recliner and relax with your family.
Nothing like Thanksgiving with family to remind you how great it is to watch TV alone.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) November 26, 2015
You’ve got a big morning ahead of you.
THANKSGIVING: I’m thankful for this beautiful world we live in
BLACK FRIDAY: *beats an old lady to death with a 42″ Vizio LCD Smart TV*— The Dogfather (@matt___nelson) November 28, 2015
“I’m writing this because it is something I can’t say out loud.
I am a father of 6 kids. Half of them were acquired through marriage. I have never questioned my responsibility to any of my children, biological or not. My oldest son is now married and on his own. Just last week, my second oldest moved out with his fiancee.
I found that no matter what, it doesn’t get any easier to let them go.
I still get a little choked up at night, locking the front door, knowing that I am not waiting up for him to get home tonight. The hardest part is locking the deadbolt, because I know he won’t be able to get in the front door. (Even though he knows the combination to get in the house through the garage.)
A few days after he moved out, he asked me if I was doing okay, because he saw how hard it was for me to let my oldest go out into the world on his own. I told him I was fine. I can’t let him know I lied.
I’m not fine.
I know he needs to be able to move on with his life, but my little boy still owns a large part of my heart, as do all of my kids. I worry about him every day, not because he’s in danger, but because I’m not able to be there for him like I could when he was at home. I can’t stand in his way, and I have to somehow trust that all of the time we spent together for the past 19 years will be enough to get him through to become the man I know he should be.
It’s scary to worry that maybe I didn’t do enough; what if I failed him?
I’m not okay with him being gone, and I won’t be okay with any of my kids leaving the nest. But as far as they know, I’m fine.
Writing this is just my way of finally getting the words out of my head that I wish they could hear, but that they can’t know about.”
– Ralph Bennett
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Thanksgiving is primarily associated with eating and football. But thanks to a hilarious collection of YouTube videos and a generation of gullible children, we might soon have to add the “pregnancy prank” to that list of November pastimes.
We all understand that turkeys lay eggs; birds don’t carry fetuses the way mammals do. But maybe we don’t understand it all that well, because there is a staggering amount of YouTube videos showcasing people being stunned by the sudden emergence of what they think is a baby turkey from the insides of their Thanksgiving dinner.
It’s actually a cornish hen that’s been stuffed inside the bird and used to terrorize unsuspecting children who think they’ve accidentally been party to the murder of a feathered family.
Check out some of the best examples of this hilarious prank below.
1. This one features a “hide behind the curtain” move and dad’s incredulous explanation to his clueless kids:
2. Watch as the horrific “truth” dawns on these women:
3. This video gets bonus points for Joe Buck’s accidental narration of that little boy’s trauma.
4. Mom boasts the turkey is free range and organic, apparently they get pregnant too.
5. Miss Dallas 2014 takes a moral stand:
Sometimes, you need a little luck. And a helping hand.
One struggling dad got both this past week, when he found treasure, and compassion, in a pretty unlikely place.
Adam, a homeless Canadian man who has been living on the streets of Edmonton, was doing a little dumpster diving when he found something he thought might score him a few bucks. He took it to a nearby antiques shop and got twenty for it.
Turns out, it was an authenticated frame from the classic Disney animated movie Bambi.
Alex Archbold, to whom Adam had sold the piece of art, put it up on eBay, and lo and behold, it netted the Commodity Inc. store owner almost $4000. He was shocked that the piece he’d bought for so little yielded such a return, and he knew what he had to do with the some of $3700 he received for its sale.
“I decided the right thing to do was to find him, and whatever it sold for on eBay, I was going to give him half,” Archbold told Edmonton’s CTVNews. “Here’s a guy who needs it more than I do, so I just thought it was the right thing to do.”
So Alex tried to track Adam down. It wasn’t easy – he documented his fruitless search on YouTube. In fact, he wasn’t able to find the man until he returned to the store that Alex was able to give the homeless father of three what was coming to him.
Here’s the moment where he gives Adam the good news:
“There’s $1,600.35,” Archbold told Adam as he handed over an envelope with his half of the proceeds.
“Are you kidding me?” Adam asked.
Adam has been on the streets for three years, trying to save up the money to return to his children in London, Ontario. Alex has even set up a GoFundMe page for his new friend, and he hopes their lucky interaction will pay off even further. The campaign has already toppled it’s $10,000 goal in only 11 days.
“I hope that he sees value in himself again, and that he wants to do the work for the right reasons—for his kids and his family,” said Alex. Both of them men are fathers, roughly the same age and both treasure hunters, “Really, we’re in the same business.”
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, it’s just about time for the holiday season to kick off. Soon, Christmas trees will be going up in houses all over the country as Christians everywhere begin to celebrate.
This year, instead of putting a Christmas tree up, one man will finally be taking his tree down, after 44 years.
Back in 1974, Rich Olson’s father, Neil, erected a Christmas tree as a few of his six sons were headed off to war, and the patriarch declared that he wouldn’t take the tree down until he had all of six brothers back home together.
Unfortunately, that never came to pass, and on November 7th, Neil Olson passed away in a car accident.
While most families will be welcoming the Christmas season by putting up a tree and spending a joyous night decorating it, the Olsons will be doing the opposite in memory of the hopeful man who kept that tree standing for most of their lives.
The tree has been standing for nearly 50 years, and after this Christmas, it’s finally going to come down.
“We’re going to take it outside and light up the Christmas tree for the last time, take everything off and toast to my dad,” Rich told CNN.
“We’re always going to be little Ollies,” Rich says of he and his brothers, “and he’ll always be the big honcho. Always.”
Expert dad hack to win the battle over screens: When you need some non-negotiable screen-free time, put your kid’s device-of-choice in this safe and set the timer. It can’t be opened until the timer goes off. Regardless of your kid’s whining, it’s not happening. Nothing says “…and I MEAN it” like a time-lock safe. Brilliant.
We love cool stuff but hate shopping. You’re probably like us. So every once in a while we’ll share a product, service, or experience that has earned The Dad stamp of approval. Just a heads up, if you buy stuff using the provided link, The Dad may collect a portion of sales, but opinions are our own. Also heads up, The Dad will never touch your thermostat. That’s yours to manage.
