PASADENA, CA – Despite having gone out to celebrate a college friend’s birthday late into the night and still being hungover because of it, local dad Darryl Evans was tasked with watching his children the next day, and while doing so masterfully executed the perfect game of Hide-and-Seek.
“I can’t find daddy anywhere,” said Darryl’s daughter Maria, unaware that her father had pounded three tequila shots and six IPAs the evening before and was now completely passed out under the covers in his bedroom.
As Darryl’s kids explored every inch of the house in search of their father, they neglected to check their parents’ bedroom—which is normally off-limits—even though their dad’s chainsaw-like snoring should’ve been a dead giveaway he was inside.
“I give up, let’s play video games,” conceded Darryl’s son Trevor, thus solidifying a victory for Darryl, who had not only forgotten he was playing Hide-and-Seek but remembered very little about the night before—including when he spilled his beer everywhere while attempting to carry it in the pocket of his cargo shorts until the bouncer suggested he go home.
Darryl’s reign as Hide-and-Seek champion didn’t last long, as it only took his wife a matter of seconds to find him when she got home from work as all she had to do was follow the trail of IPA on the carpet.
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