‘Tis the season to drink hot chocolate, curl up next to a nice warm fire, and do whatever it is you need to do to recharge. The time between Christmas and New Years is the annual time for, well, not much of anything. Nobody expects to get a whole lot done except for recovering from the holidays (or the last 10 months, as the case may be) and preparing for the year ahead. So take some time for yourself, read some funny tweets from Twitter parents just like you, and give yourself some goshdarn credit just for making it through.
We made gingerbread cookies with my sisters family tonight and well my 12 yo nephew wanted to make an armless gingerbread man…and well. pic.twitter.com/INNOSoAzUz
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 19, 2020
We’ll only send you 67 more emails confirming you want to unsubscribe
Kids talking at bedtime are like the marketing emails which you’ve unsubscribed to multiple times
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 18, 2020
It’s almost impressive
You can’t argue with facts, unless you’re a toddler in which case you do it like it’s your job
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) December 22, 2020
That’s never a gouda thing
If you could say a prayer or send some positive vibes this way it would be really appreciated, my daughter’s cheese quesadilla is too cheesy.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 24, 2020
[Furiously crossing out “Frosted Mini-Wheats” from the shopping list]
I buy my kids cereal based on which kinds I think my vacuum cleaner will be able to pick up best.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 19, 2020
You still have to pretend you can’t see them for 3 minutes, it’s the law
3: Wanna play hide-and-seek?
3: Ok, I’ll hide! pic.twitter.com/4sLLrK3Sps
— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) December 21, 2020
It’s a thankless job, but someone has to do it
Every time you turn a light off in an empty room your dad score goes up by one.
— X(mas)ennial Daddy (@Xennial_Daddy) December 21, 2020
At least someone’s living the dream
I found my toddler in my bed watching cartoons on TV and playing on his iPad. Double screening it. Not a care in the world. I had that life. He stole it from me.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) December 22, 2020
It’s a delicacy
Told my kids we’re having reindeer steaks for Christmas dinner and the oldest one said “dibs on Rudolph’s nose”
— Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot 🇨🇦 (@VikingJonesy) December 24, 2020
I’m wishing you something, but it’s not happy holidays
Happy Holidays to everyone except people who ask my kids what they want from Santa 4 days before Christmas.
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) December 22, 2020
A dream come true
We got our 4yo his own little digital camera for his birthday so now he can take shitty pictures on something other than my phone
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) December 21, 2020
My heart <3
Lol my daughter finally got her phone today . And this is our very conversation 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/PX1kyX8zBw
— Apoti Eri (@MisterNigerD) December 21, 2020
Did you miss last week’s funniest parenting tweets?