1. An alternative to turning this car around.
2. If you’re hungry, he’s Austria.
3. Roasted. Er, sorry, baked.
4. God bless servers for dealing with our dads…
5. …and cashiers…
6. …and imaginary telemarketers.
7. This one might take a second.
8. Father knows your hot dog cravings best.
9. Checkout lines are like open mic workshops for dads.
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