There was once a time in this world where you’d purchase something, find yourself profoundly dissatisfied with it, and keep it yourself. In the most dire of circumstances, customer services hotlines were called. Now, thanks to the innovation of e-commerce, you can broadcast to the whole world their righteous indignation over smudgy tablets and ill-fitting horse masks.
The review section of Amazon in particular is a treasure trove of asinine frustrations, misplaced optimism, and people who think food flavoring is vape juice. Here are 20 of the funniest reviews to ever grace the website: