Top 10 Best Video Games Dads

Video games are chock-full of fathers, and when they aren’t killed off in the opening cinematics, they tend to be primary motivators for some of our favorite characters. Some are biological parents, some adoptive, and some blur the lines a bit when it comes to traditional fatherhood, but they all have quality where it counts.

So whether they’re goofy, strong, smart, or literal gods, here’s our list of the 10 best dads in video games.

Eli Vance — Half-Life 2

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Not only is Eli impressive because he’s one of the few scientists to have survived the Black Mesa incident, but he’s also a pretty emotionally competent dad. Eli remained steadfast in keeping his daughter, Alyx, safe throughout his life (and by that, I obviously mean he built a giant robot dog to protect her).

Despite his role as leader of the Resistance against the evil Combine, designing the Gravity Gun for Gordon Freeman, and losing a frickin’ leg in the process, Eli is still more loving and devoted than most fathers you’ll find.

Bowser — Super Mario Bros.

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You might bristle at the thought of King Koopa being on this list, but hear me out. Not only is he a single father to eight… EIGHT kids, but he’s always finding fun and innovative new ways to involve them in the family business. Hell, in Super Mario World, he gave each of the older koopalings their own castles.

“But he’s a bad guy,” I hear you saying, “and he’s turning all of his kids into baddies, too.” Look, we’re talking about a family of fire-breathing turtle dinosaurs here. Their career prospects were a bit limited, to begin with.

Kratos — God of War (PS4)

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One of the more recent good dads of video gaming, Kratos takes a while to warm up to his role as a single father, which can easily be seen in his general unwillingness to use his son’s name (instead, calling Atreus “boy” throughout the majority of their journey). As their bond grows over the course of their battles, though, it’s impossible to miss how the god’s icy heart begins to melt.

God of War explores the ups and downs of parenthood in a way few other games have, and despite his tough exterior, Kratos is a loving father who is constantly balancing his desires to both keep his son safe and to raise him into a proper warrior (and person, in general). Plus, it’s hard not to love Atreus when he’s one of the few AI-controlled partners in video games who doesn’t completely suck ass.

Harry Mason — Silent Hill

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Harry is a bit of a snooze-fest personality-wise when compared to some of the other dads on this list. He’s clumsy, awkward, and writes boring non-fiction books for Pete’s sake, but he ‘s also a devoted father who truly loves his adoptive daughter, Cheryl—hell, he must if he’s willing to brave the nightmarish city of Silent Hill after she goes missing.

After facing true horrors and battling literal monsters, Harry finally rescues Cheryl and promptly changes her name to Heather in an attempt to keep her safe. Considering the several Silent Hill sequels, I’ll let you guess how well that plan worked.

King Rhoam — Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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In most Zelda games, King Hyrule is a pretty lazy parent. Sure, he has a kingdom to run or whatever but when his daughter eventually goes missing, he kind of does the bare minimum before tasking a little green-clad kid to take care of things for him.

Breath of the Wild’s King Rhoam is another character completely. Not only does he sacrifice himself trying and protect Zelda when Ganon attacks, but he waits around for a century as a ghost outside of the resurrection temple waiting for Link to reawaken. He knows that, without proper guidance, Link won’t know what’s happening or where to go and Zelda’s mission to defeat Ganon would be lost.

King Rhoam might not be the hands-on dad that we all like to see, but he’s doing whatever he can to help his daughter, even after he’s frickin’ dead.

Big Daddy — Bioshock

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Sure, he’s not a literal ‘daddy,’ but Mister Bubbles is a valiant protector to all of the little sisters in the city of Rapture… that’s pretty fatherly. Plus, he has a kickass drill arm.

Oh, shut up. My list, my rules.

Mike Haggar — Final Fight

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Gruff and tough Mike Haggar can do it all. He’s a former champion wrestler who decided to hang up his colorful spandex to become mayor of crime-ridden Metro City, but above all, he’s always been a father first to his daughter, Jessica. Maybe the resident criminal gangs should have thought of that before kidnapping Jessica to use as a bargaining chip against the newly sworn-in Mayor Haggar.

Sure, Haggar could have informed the local authorities of the situation, but instead, he does what he does best: rips off his shirt and beats the hell out of an army of street thugs. The only thing stronger than Haggar’s shredded bod is his heart of gold… oh, and his lead pipe (not a euphemism).

Joel — The Last Of Us

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Joel’s entire story arc in The Last Of Us is defined by his role as a father. From the prologue of the game, where he tries his best and ultimately fails to protect his daughter, Sarah, from a trigger-happy soldier, to the meat of the game where he does his best to redeem himself by escorting a new daughter-figure, Ellie, across the zombie-infested country, Joel exemplifies the sacrifice, courage, and love that it takes to be a good dad.

When Joel ultimately finds out that he delivered Ellie into the hands of people who would sacrifice her in order to save humanity, he goes on a rage-fueled dad rampage, killing scientists and former allies alike just to save the life of one person whom he considers a daughter.

All in all, Joel is great at being a dad. But terrible at saving humanity.

Dr. Light — Mega Man

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The best dads aren’t always biologically related to their kids, which is definitely the case with Dr. Light. As much as we’d like to think the good doctor was getting freaky in his off time, his greatest creation and surrogate son, Mega Man, was instead formed out of his own ingenuity.

Sure, most dads don’t have children for the sole purpose of fighting against the robotic forces of evil, but at least Dr. Light built his little blue son in a way that he can modify his hardware with the remains of his fallen enemies. I bet you hadn’t even considered teaching your kids that.

John Marston — Red Dead Redemption

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Just because you’re a badass cowboy doesn’t mean you can’t be a good dad, but when John Marston decided to turn his back on his life of crime to pursue the family man gig, the U.S. government had other plans. The newly-formed FBI “motivates” John into helping them track down members of his former gang by kidnapping his wife and son as ransom.

The good news: John does the government’s bidding and gets his family back, finally showing players a softer side to the leather-clad outlaw.

The bad news: The G-men ultimately decide to tie up their final loose end. John is brutally gunned down in a blaze of glory, sacrificing himself so his family can escape and survive.

Thanks a lot, Federal Government.

Tennessee Offers Full Scholarship to Boy Bullied for Homemade T-Shirt

Tennessee Offers Full Scholarship

Earlier this week, a story about a university and its fanbase rallying around a bullied student captivated the nation. A boy in Florida wore a homemade University of Tennessee shirt at his school for “college colors day.” He was devastated after getting bullied for his design, which is when his teacher posted about it on Facebook. Vols Nation came through, and the University engineered an outpouring of support. Most importantly, it made the boy’s design an official t-shirt in their shop.

The fansite crashed from so many orders, as Vols fans gobbled up the shirt whose proceeds are being donated to an anti-bullying charity (more than 50, 000 have been ordered). And now the story has taken another turn, as the University of Tennessee has offered the bullied boy a full scholarship.

In a statement, the University said it’s offering the boy “honorary admission” to the class of 2032 in addition to the four-year scholarship. The boy’s mother told University officials the family “has been deeply touched by the overwhelming outpouring from people around the world.”

The anti-bullying lesson and its message have even spread to other schools, as one elementary school in Pennsylvania adopted the idea of wearing orange in honor of anti-bullying for their spirit day. The principal was overwhelmed when the busses dropped off hundreds of his students, many clad in their own homemade orange shirts.

And the boy’s teacher updated her Facebook post, thanking everyone around the world for their support. She said it’s been an awesome week about learning to be kind.

“We’ve had lots of discussions about being kind, and I’m really excited to see my students step up their acts of kindness,” she said.

It was a cool gesture for Tennessee to adopt the shirt in the university store, but I feel like the kid has earned the scholarship at this point, at least for all the great press that this story has generated for the school. They might as well also throw in an honorary degree in graphic design, as he’s probably the best-selling elementary school designer in history.

And if you want to join the movement, you can grab the shirt from the official team shop.

Man Brings an Emotional Support Clown to Exit Interview

Joshua Jack with Emotional Support Clown
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What would you do if you knew you were about to lose your job? Sure, you could have a breakdown. Maybe send an email to your coworkers telling them how you really feel? Eh, It’s been done.

Why not take the opportunity to leave on a high note by showing your employer that they’re losing a true asset to the company? A creative thinker who knows how to turn a frown upside down. Someone who’s not clowning around. Recently presented with the opportunity, New Zealand native, Joshua Jack, answered the call.

Upon receiving an email from his employers saying they needed to discuss his role at the company, Jack was told he could bring someone for “support” to the meeting in order to help him weather the news. Being a smart businessman, Jack knew this role would best be filled by a professional.

Jack wasted little time, immediately researching viable options and eventually landing on Joe, a professional clown who Jack hired for $200.

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Arriving in full attire and a blue wig, Joe was ready to stand by, sit with, and console Jack in any way he could. For the duration of the exit interview, Jack had Joe close by — giving both emotional support as well as two balloon animals the performer very slowly crafted during the meeting. “It was sort of noisy, him making balloon animals, so we did have to tell him to be quiet from time-to-time.”

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When asked how management reacted to the tactic, Jack responded, “I mean he was one of the best clowns in all Auckland so they were getting something of a free service.” For his part, Jack told morning radio show MagicTalk “I did get fired, but apart from that it was all smooth running.”

As for Jack’s professional life, the recently canned comedic adman has already landed a new position, hopefully at a place that values his particular brand of expression more than the last.

The Bill That Could Change College Sports

The Bill That Could Change College Sports

The biggest story in college sports this week was the bill that passed the California Senate, allowing collegiate athletes to earn endorsement money. The governor of California has 30 days to sign the bill, which would go into effect in 2023. The bill could radically change the landscape of college sports.

A story of this magnitude draws plenty of takes, but Tim Tebow had one of the worst ones. He tries to make this about the purity of the amateur sporting experience and about school pride and some other nonsense. It’s an antiquated idea that exists mainly in fiction crafted by 65-year-old sportswriters. These days, it’s tough to argue college sports isn’t big business when the highest-paid employee at every major school is the football coach, usually followed in pecking order by a few other football coaches (and usually the head basketball coach, for good measure).

Most athletes are on the other side of the argument, including one of the biggest stars of all time.

Cam Newton is killing it this season. Sure, not on the football field where he’s had a rough start for fantasy owners, including a Thursday night loss to the Bucs. But he is killing it in the fashion department, where he has no parallel.

It’s certainly more interesting than some of the moves Tom Brady has pulled in the past.


Rob Gronkowski gave an interview this week where he revealed he’s had more than 20 concussions in his career. He also said brain damage was reversible, which is probably something you’d say as the result of getting 20 concussions.

Kobe ruthlessly dragged a child in an Instagram post. Coach Kobe was giving out accolades to his team when he mentioned one girl wasn’t in the team photo because she was at a dance recital, so you can ‘see where her focus was’. Coach Kobe, what a guy!

DeAndre Hopkins had one of the best highlights of the young NFL season. The Texans receiver is unquestionably the best at his position, but he showed another level of his game in week 1 when he body-slammed a cornerback.

And in the lowlight of the week, the Panthers-Bucs game endured the dreaded weather delay. And fans handled it about as typically as you’d expect an NFL fan base to respond, with a massive brawl!

The 10 Best Comments of the Week 9/15

Best Comments of the Week

Every week we pan for comedy gold in the comments section of our Facebook posts. If your comment cracks us up (or warms our hearts) we’ll showcase it here!

Here’s this week’s roundup of the 10 Best Comments of the Week:

1. Yippee Ki Yay Mouse Friends

2. Rude Awakening

3. The Roos Shall Inherit The Earth

4. Nothing to See Here

5. Wine

6. It’s All For The Kids

7. Bangers

8. Perfect Vision

9. He Rose to the Occasion

10. Measures Up

Check out the previous edition of The Best Comments of the Week here.

Dad Grades: Harry Wormwood From Matilda

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We’ve seen a whole variety of bad dads here on Dad Grades. From the axe-weilding Jack Torrance to the criminally inattentive dad from Home Alone, there’s certainly no shortage of substandard fictional matriarchs to rake over the coals. But this one, Harry Wormwood, the crooked, nasty, negligent dad from Matilda, seems to exist in his own category. A dad so cartoonishly antagonistic we’re not fully convinced he qualifies as a dad. Let’s take a look at this slimeball.



Matilda is the story of Matilda, a little girl with a big brain. A responsible set of parents might reign in such intelligence, encouraging them to learn piano and speak foreign languages, Matilda’s parents, Harry and Zinnia, would much rather watch intellectually bankrupt game shows and belittle her.

The film’s premise is grounded in the neglect of its titular character, mostly by her father, Harry Wormwood.


Harry Wormwood is the personification of sleaze. As such, the movie doesn’t exactly give us a lot to work with in the strength department. You rarely find morsels of good in men who scowl at their newborns from the maternity ward hallway.


But if we really want to stretch, there is one way Harry Wormwood is accidentally a good dad. Gifted children learn best when they have carte blanche to do so. Studies have shown that, when left to their own devices, smart kids will blossom.

As a young child, Matilda is left home alone all day, despite her pleas to be enrolled in school. She learned to cook her own breakfast.

She taught herself how to read.

Her independence only seemed to accelerate her understanding of the world around her. She was in fact neglected so hard that her intellectual prowess sails right past piano prodigy and landed on telekinesis.

Obviously we’re not suggesting you ignore your child in the hopes that they cultivate mental superpowers. And even if it were possible, the emotional neglect is far more likely to produce a Carrie than a Matilda.

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Harry Wormwood is a rotten man. The narrator (who is, inexplicably, also Danny Devito?) makes this known within the first couple of minutes:

“Harry and Zinnia Wormwood lived in a very nice neighborhood, in a very nice house, but they were not really very nice people.”

Eager to one day hand down the family business to his obnoxious son, Michael, Harry sells used cars, employing such deceitful practices as manually rolling back miles on odometers.

His parenting skills aren’t any less illicit than his salesmanship. He constantly chastises Matilda for being objectively smarter than him, quick to dismiss her a “smart-aleck” in lieu of praise.


At one point, he catches his daughter reading a book. She tells him she’s enjoying Moby Dick by Herman Melville. Where a good dad might seize this opportunity to lovingly cultivate an interest in the printed word, Harry Wormwood just exclaims


and tears the book to shreds, insisting she instead partake in quality time with her family around the television.

Eventually, Harry relents and agrees to enroll Matilda in school. There are many things a good parent will consider when choosing a school for their kid: location, standards and curriculum, lunch menus. Harry on the other hand? Harry uses his daughter’s education as a bargaining chip, enrolling her only after selling a lemon to the school’s monstrous, tyrannic principal, Agatha Trunchbull, seen here shot-putting a kid by her pigtails.

In spite of routine attempts to murder her students, Harry views Ms. Trunchbull as the ruthless disciplinary figure who will once reign in his unruly bookworm of a kid.

Eventually, Harry gets busted. The FBI finally expose his shady dealings at the used car lot, prompting Harry to pack up and move the family to Guam. Matilda doesn’t want to go, as she’s grown fond of her sweet, exceedingly more maternal teacher, Ms. Honey. She suggests Ms. Honey adopt her, having secured adoption papers from the library at a young age, and Harry agrees.

And frankly, this is best thing he ever does as Matilda’s dad: stops being Matilda’s dad.


One of the worst fictional dads we’ve looked into. Just wholly unfit to raise children. It’s quite baffling that the FBI got to him before Child Protective Services could.


Gamers Are Cross With PlayStation’s True Name for the ‘X’ Button

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We live in divisive times and, apparently, Sony is ready to pile on the debate train by casually tossing out information that has rocked the gaming community.

Ever since the release of the original PlayStation, we’ve been accustomed to the traditional Sony controller layout—triangle, circle, square, and ‘ex’—but as it turns out, we’ve been wrong… dupped… HOODWINKED.

According to PlayStation, their primary action button isn’t ‘ex’ but rather ‘cross.’

“If Cross is called X (it’s not), then what are you calling Circle?” PlayStation UK tweeted (not at all condescendingly).

Look, in the nearly 25 years that PlayStation has been around, I have never once heard someone call it the ‘cross’ button, and apparently, the stats are in my favor.

According to a Twitter poll posted by PlayStation (surveying an astounding 168,000+ accounts), a measly 8% claimed to call it a ‘cross’ button.

Fortunately, other big names in the gaming community have our backs when it comes to the ‘X’ button, too.

Xbox went ahead and weighed in on the controversy, effectively throwing PlayStation under the bus with a tweet of their own.

Notice, their console is not called the ‘Crossbox.’

In PlayStation’s defense, though, as Twitter user @SIECrimson pointed out, the spaces between the sticks in a cross are equidistant while those in an ‘ex’ are not.

So, whether you call it a ‘cross’ or an ‘ex,’ it only further proves that there’s always someone somewhere on the internet ready to tell you that you’re wrong. And don’t expect that to change with the release of the PS5.

Dad’s Post About Missing Sons While They’re at College Goes Viral


Facing that empty nest after all the kids are finally old enough to move out is about as bittersweet as it gets. Sure, you’re proud of their independence and your success in raising stable human beings (for the most part) who can fend for themselves, but they’re also your pride and joy and part of you wishes you could hold onto them forever.

This is the exact experience Bud Barber is going through as he sees his three sons off to college one by one.

Bud and the Barber boys had a weekly tradition of heading over the local Dairy Queen for a little post-dinner dessert. Sure, ice cream is great but the real treat was the quality bonding time between all four of them.

But Brooks had to go and make his family proud by going to college (the nerve of this kid, right?), effectively removing a quarter of the Barber ice cream gang.

Of course, to no one’s surprise, the younger Barbers—Bryce and Luke—went ahead and followed in their elder brother’s footsteps, leaving dad to wander to their DQ and sit in their family booth all by his lonesome. At least he had ice cream ready and available to soothe his sorrows.

“With them not here it’s just ice cream,” Bud wrote on Instagram, accompanied by no one and nothing but a proud yet melancholic smirk.

Reading his father’s bittersweet posts, Brooks couldn’t help but share the heartfelt words in a Twitter post, which has since gone insanely viral, garnering nearly 1 million likes.

People can’t seem to get enough of the Barber father-sons bonding time, even going as far as to demand they call it quits with school so they can go eat some dang ice cream with dear ol’ pops again.

Others volunteered to take the boys’ spots so they could finally get some quality time with a caring dad themselves.

Fortunately, Brooks has since reassured everyone that the Barber DQ runs will definitely recommence sooner rather than later, so no one needs to go storming the premises for some “hot eats” or “cool treats” just yet.

All this to say, cherish every moment with your kids. They will fly the coop before you know it.

PRO TIP: Ice cream certainly won’t hurt your time together either, apparently.

Australian Man Charged Man $68,000 for Beer in London Hotel

Peter Lalor's $68k Beer

An Australian sportswriter was in a London hotel pub when he ordered a Scottish IPA, which, by his account, was a ‘good beer.’ The question becomes, how much would you pay for a good beer? The final amount? Nearly $68,000 (or $99,983 in Australian dollars).

He told the bartender he didn’t need a receipt after blankly signing the bill. Only then, on a hunch, he decided to ask how much he just spent for the drink.

Lalor wrongly assumed his bank would not process the charge, a mistake he realized when he got a frantic phone call from his wife the next morning, curious about the tens of thousands of dollars missing from his account.

His bank is now in the long process of returning the funds to his account. In the meantime, he’s left with a giant hole in his bank account, and the fleeting memory of what an ice-cold glass of $68,000 tastes like.

“It really is baffling that both Visa and our bank would allow such an amount to go through unquestioned,” Lalor later tweeted.

If you’re curious what the world’s most expensive beer tastes like, you can replicate (the good) part of the experience with a bottle of Deuchars – apparently the regular price of a bottle is far more reasonable.